If you’re not a long time New England Patriot’s fan, you’re probably thinking whomst the fuck is Tedy Bruschi. He’s a retired linebacker, most well known for his three (3!!) Super Bowl Rings with the Patriots of New England. And let me tell you ladies and gents, he is a tall glass of water.

Bruschi has always been one of my favorite players. He’s always been a good guy on and off the field, and you can tell he just loves the game. I’ve long said that if I was to get a dog I would want to name him Bruschi. Yeah, I’m obsessed with the Patriot’s, we know. But I really never realized how fucking sexy this man was until I saw him after running the Boston Marathon. Do you know how hot someone has to be to be hot after running 26.2 miles? You have to be a smoke show. Tedy Bruschi is nothing short of a 5 alarm fire.
I’m getting Mario Lopez vibes but somehow so much better?? Bruschi is 45. FORTY FIVE. The fact that he looks this good and can also run fucking marathons – woah.
He’s just so warm and joyous at all given points in time!!!!! How can you not fall in love with his adorable face.
Currently….. (he is)
Wow, look how adorable this shit is! I think my absolute number one turn on is when a guy is good with kids. I know it’s a tad bit of a cop out when it’s their own kids, but you know what that shit is still fucking cute. This photo just fills my heart and my ovaries with so much joy.
UGH I WANT BABIES WITH A HOT MAN. Not right now, but eventually. Don’t worry folks, I’m still single so no shot of a biracial baby any time soon.
ANWAYS. Tedy Bruschi is a daddy, and a DADDY. RT if you’re picking up what I’m putting down over here…
Tedy, if you’re reading this, just know that you made my young Patriot’s fandom very very happy, and you’re making my adult life very very happy with your continued kindness and attractiveness. I wish you nothing but the best in whatever you decide to do! — That was wicked cheesy… sorry folks.
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