Beyonce is known for dropping heaters. She just takes dumps on the rest of the music world with no god damn warning, and every single time it’s the best moment of my life. I think I’ve hit a peak, and then it happens again and we just keep going up, the peak is nowhere in sight. In honor of Homecoming dropping, I decided to go through every Beyonce album and comb through every single song and find the best line from each one. There are so many great lyrics, but I picked the best of the best. So please get your best Instagrams ready because you’re about to have the best captions in the god damn world. If you haven’t listened to the Homecoming live album please do yourself a favor and go listen to it right fucking now. Beyonce’s vocals coupled with a fucking marching band, a black chorus, and the crowd of
Coachella, I mean Beychella, make for the absolute best live album in the history of live albums. I started with Lemonade because it’s the most recent AND it’s the the one year anniversary of the album drop. Happy God Damn Birthday, Lemonade. I’ll love you forever. ALSO you can now STREAM the album on Spotify and Apple Music, thank GOD for that.
Lemonade dropping might have been the best moment of my life? I know I said earlier that Beyonce continues to impress me with every album drop, but Lemonade literally came out of nowhere and was nothing but absolute bops. I went to the Formation tour and I swear to god my life peaked at the moment she said: “Welcome to the Formation Tour.” I died and went to Beyonce Heaven. So I give to you the first in this series, all the best lines from the songs of Lemonade.
Pray You Catch Me
“Nothing else seems to hurt like the smile on your face”
“What’s worse looking jealous and crazy, jealous and crazy. Or like being walked all over lately, walked all over lately, I’d rather be crazy.”
Don’t Hurt Yourself
“This is your final warning, you know I give you life. If you try this shit again, you gonna lose your wife”
“Now I’m the one that’s lying, and I don’t feel bad about it”
“She got them commas and them decimals”
“9 times outta 10 I’m in my feelings, but 10 times outta 9 I’m only human”
“We build sandcastles that washed away”
“It’s time to listen, it’s time to fight”
“I’ma keep running cause a winner don’t quit on themselves”
“They say true love’s the greatest weapon to win the war caused by pain”
“You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation”
Stay tuned for the next installment in this fantastic series. I hope to see many Beyonce lyrics in the captions of all of your Instagrams.
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