Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It’s the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza.
I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say morning because it was indeed morning, before noontime. I tweeted asking the world whether or not if this was a good idea if I would be judged if I were to crack open the box of deliciousness before lunchtime.
How early is too early to make a frozen pizza? Asking for a friend
— Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) July 22, 2019
I did it anyway. I was hungry. And the directions said it was going to take 45 minutes to cook, so I figured if I put it in at 11, it would be done closer to noon than morning time.
Several hours later, I got a reassuring tweet from DiGiorno Pizza. As in, It’s Not Delivery, it’s DiGiorno. Though, in true me nature, I wanted to be funny and told the world that it was an Uno’s pizza that I had eaten, debatably the best frozen pizza on the market, though don’t take me to court on that one.
Calm down DiGiorno it was an UNOs pizza https://t.co/9aTpuc169N
— Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) July 22, 2019
What ensued next, was a short, but thorough, love story.
Oh. Calming down. Sorry.
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) July 22, 2019
Of course we can!
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) July 22, 2019
I tried to get a free pizza out of it… Shooters shoot.
You can’t 😂❤️
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) July 22, 2019
Love you too 😘
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) July 22, 2019
In short, the wedding is next October, and it’s open invite if you follow me on Twitter. Follow me here.
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