Picture this. I’m sitting on the toilet, scrolling through Twitter, when I receive this text:

I hadn’t texted anything particularly outlandish in that group chat, so I truly had no clue what this could be about. Then she sends me this picture:

That is me, my college roommates, and that is the Cosmo website. Cosmo as in Cosmopolitan Magazine.

Cosmo posted an article entitled “75 Amazing Halloween Costume Ideas That You‘ll Wanna Drop in the Group Chat” and I was number god damn five (5).  I know the list isn’t in any particular order, but the fact that we’re at the top means it’s more likely to be seen by more people. BRO. I’m in motherfucking Cosmopolitan Magazine. Biracial Booty is about to take over the god damn WORLD.

Think about how many people post their Halloween costumes on Instagram. Millions. Cosmo picked 75 to share. Mine was one of them. Let’s. Fucking. Go.

TLDR: Cosmo thinks my Josie and Pussy Cats halloween costume is cool enough to write about. 

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