You’ve got to be kidding me right? My two worlds colliding. Lizzo and Harry Styles on the same stage, performing one of my favorite songs. What the fuck? Short of a One Direction reunion, this is top tier content for your girl.
— Chicks in the Office (@ChicksInTheOff) January 31, 2020
There are very few people I love more in this world than Harry Styles and Lizzo. I never in a million years thought a collaboration between them would happen. But I got it, yes bitches, chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch, please!!!
Back in December Harry Styles did a cover of Juice for the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge and I thought in that moment, music had peaked. Here was this tall and lanky British boy that I’ve been in love with since 2010, singing a song by a fat black female artist that I’ve been obsessed with for the past 3 years.
Little did I fucking know that life would get so much better. Who knew that this would be the only thing to come out of Super Bowl week that I even remotely cared about? It’s not even CLOSE to being football related. Fuck the Chiefs, fuck the 49ers, the only people that matter anymore are Lizzo and Harry Styles. I know Harry isn’t an American citizen, and neither of them are 35, but they would have one hell of a campaign for president and I would be on the front lines. This performance was just A fucking 1. My heart leaps with joy every time I watch a clip and see them dancing and singing together. It’s literally just giving me serotonin. I don’t think I ever need to leave my house evera again if I can just watch clips of this performance 24/7??
To top it all off Harry has on a CROPPED sweater vest and fucking PEARLS. Like sir, could you be any more fucking adorable?? If any other man even thought about wearing this outfit, I’d probably send them straight to therapy, but for Harry, it fucking works. The man could make a garbage bag fashion.
Harry has always tried to be himself, always pushed to be himself, but back in the days of One Direction, when the band image meant everything, he really couldn’t. Lizzo stands for everything that is flaunting what you got, no matter what. I feel like Harry has officially reached his full potential. I’m so proud of my lil bakery boy from Holmes Chapel (if you know, you know).
In conclusion, I would die for these two people. Without hesitation.
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