5 Black Men Hotter Than Robert Pattison

According to science, Robert Pattinson is the most beautiful man in the world??? To quote the youngins, I smell cap.

The British Batman actor, 33, was found to be 92.15 per cent ‘accurate’ to the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi, which is said to measure physical perfection.


Um, what?


The fact that those lips are 82% is really sending me. There’s not 82% anything!? If anything they are 18% of a full set of lips. And that’s being generous. But for real, how is THIS peak man? I just don’t even understand at all. Actually, I do understand it, it’s some racist, white ass, eugenics type science. So obviously I had to compile a list of men with some fucking pigment that are sexier, better looking, and just overall more attractive than dear Edward Cullen. Nothing wrong with Robert, he’s still hot, but like have you SEEN Michael B Jordan????? Happy fucking Black History Month. 

Michael B Jordan

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I mentioned him already, but like how can I not? The dimples, the lips, the teeth. My heart is melting just looking at this photo. I love this man. God really does pick favorites huh?

Idris Elba

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Fuck. Me. UP. God fucking DAMN. Woah. Black excellence right here. Dilf mode has been activated. He’s a crisp 47 and this man could GET IT. This blog is fully going to be a thirst blog, I’m not the least bit sorry.

Sterling K Brown

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Where are all my This Is Us fans?????? I love Sterling K Brown with all of my fucking heart. He’s so sweet and nice, and fucking sexy as all hell to boot. Thank you Jesus for sending us this one.

This Random Guy I Found On Google

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I literally just typed in “black men’s haircut” and this BEAUTIFUL man came up. Wow, how are you? Nice to meet you, I’m Sarah.

Odell Beckham Jr.

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This blog is so fucking thirsty. I don’t even have words for this pic, just enjoy it please and thank you. God he’s adorable.

Okay, I could literally go on forever… But I’ll save you from my thirsty ass blogs.

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