I’m at a loss for what to write about today and it’s almost 5pm (it will be after 5pm when you’re reading this), sue me.

I went grocery shopping today and somehow only left the store with items for a charcuterie board. I blame Trader Joes’ vast selection of crackers, cheeses, and cured meats. So that is what your girl had for lunch today. An adult Lunchable if you will (full credit to my friend Rach for that joke).

Look at the beaut! We got some normal ass crackers, but then one of my all time faves from Trader Joes Fig and Olive Crisps for some sweetness. Salami, prosciutto, and chorizo, a fantastic showing from the cured meats. A nice gouda, cut in two different shapes to make it look like I remembered to buy more than 1 type of cheese. My absolute favorite berry, the raspberry, they were in stellar form today, not too mushy, but not hard and gross. And last but not least, goat cheese and pepper jelly, one of the most fantastic pairings in food history. God, I’m fucking amazing. Invite me to all your house parties, I’ll bring cheese.

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