February 14th, a day that haunts singles every year, but this year, it landed on the greatest day known to man: pay day. I know it’s not everyone’s payday, but if it’s yours, you understand the pure joy I felt when I woke up this morning. There’s few better feelings than when the direct deposit hits.
If you’re single, especially if you’re single single like me, not a single prospect, there’s two fool proof methods to remedy to cure single depression: alcohol and shopping. Two activities that I will be partaking in today. Well, I already did the shopping part. Shopping is my addiction and Target is my favorite dealer.
Ladies, this is me supporting you treating the fuck out of yourself today. And any day honestly, I’m big time pro treat yo self. Buy yourself some flowers, or a new outfit, or some makeup. Get a Venti at Starbucks today. Being single on Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be sad !!!
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