I don’t want to sound like a whiney bitch but Jesus Fucking Christ I need it to be Summer way sooner than later… I’m currently sitting in my home office – yes, I have a home office – looking out the huge windows and all I can see is dead plants and rain and clumps of unmelted snow. It’s depressing as all hell.

I need some Vitamin D (in more ways than one… sorry mom), and I need my fucking tan back. I looked at myself in the mirror today and audibly gasped at how sickly I looked. Which, I am quite literally sick, but if I had a dope tan I wouldn’t look sick!!!

There is zero point to this blog other than me saying that I really need mother nature and father time to speed this shit up and shoot me straight to Memorial Day Weekend. I’m more productive in the summer because I wake up early, bang out anything I have to do so I can just lay poolside and do nothing for the rest of the day. When people get out of work they want to hang out and do activities. Day drinking is plentiful, and everyone is significantly happier, even if there’s high risks of sweating.

Idk, raise your hand if you’re ready for summer. I’m dying of a cold and don’t know what to write so sorry for this dumbass blog, but if you saw me in person you’d probably ask why I’m still alive in the first place. Thanks

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