A Love Letter To My Bagel This Morning

Sometimes you just have a meal and it’s so indescribably delicious you can’t stop thinking about it. If you’re from the North Shore of Massachusetts, you’ve absolutely experienced that with Bagel World. It’s just the most fucking stellar bagels and sandwiches, and this morning (Okay it was very much afternoon) was no exception.


Just look at that beautiful fucking sandwich. I can’t stop thinking about it. A toasted spinach bagel, garlic and herb cream cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion. Absolute PERFECTION. My favorite part about Bagel World is that their bacon is in this weird circular weaved shape, so you actually get bacon in every bite and it doesn’t fall out, it’s phenomenal really. And they cut their cucumbers at an angle so they are longer and you get more in each bite, and the bagels are fresh and delicious, and everything about Bworld is just fucking amazing. It makes me happy to know that I get to experience this. Fat girls stay fat.

You’re probably looking at this bagel and thinking it’s just a BLT with some addons, and asking yourself why I would even add those things to a BLT. But the cucumber gives another fresh crunch that sometimes lettuce can’t give, and onions are just deliciously fantastic, so why wouldn’t I add those on to every single sandwich I ever eat? I’m also just a fucking slut for cucumbers. That is a sentence I should not have written, but I’m leaving it anyways. But for real, cucumbers are so good, I could eat them all day every day and never get tired of them. I love them in sandwiches because it’s crunchy but fresh, and you know what, sometimes lettuce just doesn’t give you the satisfying crunch you want it to, but cucumbers never let you down. This is turning into a love letter to cucumbers.

The perfect hangover cure is your favorite breakfast sandwich and an iced non alcoholic beverage. That sandwich was it for me. Wherever you are, whatever you did Saturday night, I hope your Sunday was made better by a bomb ass hangover meal.

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