February 29th. It only happens once every four years to keep us in sync with the seasons (I think). Which means it’s special. A very special, and made up day that doesn’t count. Phil Dunphy, one of TV’s greatest dads said it best, “wake up boys, it’s leap day, not sleep day!”

It’s a day to do whatever the fuck you want, and this year, because it’s a Saturday you TRULY can do whatever the fuck you want. Get a tattoo, dye your hair, confess your love for someone, rob a bank!! Legally, they can’t catch you because today doesn’t exist!

Please don’t rob a bank, today being leap day cannot be used as a defense in a federal court. But, do dye your hair or get a tattoo, or a piercing, or just anything harmless and dumb.

What will I be doing you may be asking? I am going to dye my friend Maryanne’s hair blonde. Which, if you know Maryanne, you know she has wildly dark black hair, so THIS is going to be a fucking TRIP. Lets. Fucking. GO. Ladies and gents you now are free to leap.

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