I mean, you didn’t think I’d write a blog about going on a first date and not write a follow-up!? I mean, I probably shouldn’t even write this considering he told me on said date that he not only found my blog, but read it. *Queue embarrassment*
I mean, can we just take a moment of silence for me? I’m shocked he even went on the date with me after reading how crazy I am, how crazy I make myself sound. But for real, we were sitting in the restaurant, chit chatting, shooting the shit, when, to my complete and utter shock, he dropped the bomb that he had read my blog. I was MORTIFIED. I’ve since gotten over it, clearly… But at the time I kind of wanted to crawl into a hole and die. If you’re reading this now, sup, hope I don’t look like a psychopath, because I promise I’m not, I can get you some references if you need.
ANYWAYSSSSS. We’re continuing with your regularly scheduled programming because when was the last time I stopped a white boy from letting me speak my mind? Not today bitches!!
Long story short, fantastic first date. Your girl KILLED it. He was great, super nice, which lowkey threw me for a loop because lord knows most guys are just jackasses and douchebags. We laughed a lot, he told me I looked pretty, is there much more you can ask for? Also, Little Donkey in Cambridge has BOMB edible cookie dough, highly recommend. The cucumber salad comes garnished with literal leaves, pretty sure they were shamrocks, perhaps it was on theme?
Ladies, in this pandemic nonsense, there’s still fun to be had and attention to be getting!! And what we can learn from this is that boys creep just as much as girls do, so be wary, they’re just as crazy as we are.
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