I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I’m so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope.
Shedd Aquarium is doing the fucking Lord’s work. True blue American heroes up in this bitch!! Keeping it up with wholesome and adorable content while the rest of the world spins out of control minute by minute.
The adventure continues! 🐧🐧
This morning, Edward and Annie explored Shedd’s rotunda. They are a bonded pair of rockhopper penguins, which means they are together for nesting season. Springtime is nesting season for penguins at Shedd, and this year is no different! (1/3) 👇 pic.twitter.com/VdxN3oQAfe
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 16, 2020
Let’s start off with the best one: they’re letting their penguins roam around the fucking aquarium!!!!! These two lil love birds, Edward and Annie, could not be any fucking cuter honestly. They’re inseparable cuz it’s mating szn and they’re just walking around, catching the sights. These penguins have a better dating life than I do!!! Love in The Time Of Corona has a little bit of hope!
Penguins in the Amazon?! 🐧🌴
Some of the penguins went on a field trip to meet other animals at Shedd. Wellington seemed most interested in the fishes in Amazon Rising! The black-barred silver dollars also seemed interested in their unusual visitor. pic.twitter.com/KgYWsp5VQD
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 15, 2020
First off, his name is WELLINGTON!? It doesn’t get much better than this folks. He’s ADORABLE! And he’s so excited to be free and roaming and finding new friends. Penguins in the Amazon? Sign me the FUCK up. Look at his lil wings go! He’s so excited oh my goodness gracious. Wellington will be the glimmer of hope this country needs.
While we are closed to the public until March 29, animal care staff are onsite 24/7 to continue looking after the animals, including celebrating birthdays! Today on #PiDay giant river turtle Yam turns 28 years old…and so does animal care specialist, Evan! 🐢🥧 pic.twitter.com/068wcmrn6E
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 14, 2020
Ummmmm, happy fucking birthday Yam!!!! I wish my life was as good and happy as Yam’s was on this day. He’s got not a care in the world, just gunna eat his birthday cake and live a long and beautiful life. Yam is everything I aspire to be honestly. #Goals
It’s a #StPatricksDay penguin party! 💚🐧 While we can’t go out & party, the animals can! Our caretakers are committed to providing enriching activities (like edible shamrocks) for the animals with or without guests here to see it. Check in throughout the day to see more! pic.twitter.com/Xz1bXd2zk0
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 17, 2020
Back to the penguins. Truly all I care about right now. They’re so dapper! I’m glad that SOMEONE can celebrate one of my all-time favorite holidays, even if they don’t actually know what’s going on. I mean, look at that bow tie, that’s just STELLAR. Wow, 12/10. Keep up the good work Shedd. Look out for more blogs about these penguins because your girl is IN LOVE.
In the meantime, voting is open for the Middle School BANGERZ Bracket, make sure you vote in this round, the next round will be up this Friday, March 20th! The more people that vote, the more fun it is! And please for the love of God share the voting link!! It really helps me out and makes it more fun – I’m trying not to sound desperate but like… please. Pretty please with a cherry on top! Love you all.
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