Bitches Only Want Me For My Fame, SMH

In a fit of boredom last night I decided to take to Bumble, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do in a quarantine??? And I came across a cutie with Tik Tok in their bio, how could I not swipe right? We could become the next Charlie and Lil Huddy – just a little Tik Tok reference for ya!

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OBVIOUSLY, my opening line had to be about Tik Tok, so I decided to drop the fact that I currently have 18.4k followers and counting – read it and weep ladies and gents.

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But this god damn BITCH only wanted me for my fame! As if! First off, I followed him on Tik Tok (I have since unfollowed) and he wasn’t even that funny and/or talented. LAME. Second off, like at least pretend you care about literally anything else? Like this could’ve been a modern romance! I mean, I’ll take it as a compliment because I’ve always wanted to be wanted for my fame, kind of makes me feel wildly important.

Just another day with another shitty dating app interaction! Men! Are! Trash! (most at least, there are some good ones). But for now, we’ll just use the shitty ones for content and make fun of them ruthlessly on all of my social medias. My favorite passtime!

ALSOOOOOO make sure you vote in round 2 of the Middle School BANGERZ Bracket!! Voting will be open until March 25th – GO GO GO! 

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