To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn’t! You want to make sure they’re not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male race and a wildly embarrassing memoir of my life.

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Some guys have brought it up and been straightforward, some guys mention things that I know they would have only known from my blog, some start to follow my blog’s Instagram…

If you’re one of those men, and you’re currently reading this blog. Please, I beg of you, just stop. Don’t follow my Instagram, don’t read any further (than this blog at least – finish this blog). I know you’re going to read more, but like don’t? Or do I guess. Honestly, I don’t even care that much.

Let me defend myself real quick. I’ve been a woman for the entirety of my life, almost 24 years of womanhood. Which means I’ve been dealing with absurd and trash things from men since that fateful Tuesday in 1996 where I was so rudely, and against my will, sent into this hell hole that is called life. I’ve also been single since that same day so your girl has had it with the whole dating and courting process and men in general. Ya’ll are kind of fucking annoying?

What I’m trying to say is that I’ve seen it all! From men of all color, race, religion, and age, and I know other girls are experiencing this BS too, so of course, I’m going to share and call it out. So if you’re personally offended by anything written on this blog, or think any less of me as a person, it was nice knowing you. If any member of the male population reads my blog and get’s upset, I’m going to need you to take a quick look in the mirror and just think to yourself, “is this something I would do?” because if you’re upset, odds are it is something you would do, or something you did. Sorry not sorry.

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^^^ If ya know what I mean…. ^^^

If you aren’t completely turned off by my oversharing and my embarrassing stories, then great. Keep sticking around. I’ll be over here writing and pretending no one is actually reading these blogs in the first place. At the end of the day, this blog is my full unedited thoughts, so if you can deal with that, you can deal with me, so I guess, keep reading, and if you don’t like it walk away. Sorry folks, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m not changing for no one, especially an average ass white boy. I used to do that all the time, but not anymore, this bitch is confident in herself, I don’t need to alter my personality to make someone like me, because I don’t care enough to do that. I’m great, deal with it.

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