Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, if you haven’t watched Tiger King, or at least heard of Tiger King during this pandemic, you might live under a rock. You probably don’t even have internet access if you have never heard of it because I’m not sure how you can avoid it at this point.
Cameo, for those that are not familiar, is a website/app that celebrities and quote-unquote, famous people, can get paid to send you personalized videos. It’s quite electric honestly. My boy KFC from Barstool did a fundraiser for his favorite local bar, and my friend Cassie and I got each other videos for $20 each. Since I purchased that video, I now get Cameo marketing emails that I am way too lazy to unsubscribe to, and lord thank god I never did. Because if I had unsubscribed I wouldn’t know that I could purchase a video from Doc Antle for a whopping $108.
You can also get a nice little shoutout from Jeff Lowe, Kelci Saffery, Joshua Dial, John Finlay, and James Garretson. I’m gunna be completely honest, I haven’t watched the last two episodes yet so I have no idea who this James character is but he looks like absolute STUD on this jet ski. His little preview video is him sliding the jet ski back into the dock, it’s honestly electric. Makes me want to buy one of his videos in the hopes he does it on the jet ski. I’m incredibly jealous of that swag.
I think the most absurd part about this entire thing is how expensive all of these videos are. Doc Antle, a creep to end all creeps, charging $108 for a quick personalized video is fucking ABSURD. How many boob jobs is this man financing? Jesus Christ. Actually, I’m not even joking, since I started writing this blog LEGIT TEN MINUTES AGO, he has upped his price to $125. Doc, who the fuck do you think you are? I’m not entirely sure Doc Antle knows how much $1 is worth. Tickets to his park start at $299 and he says in the documentary that there are tickets that cost upwards of $600. The fuck? That’s just ABSURD.
The other cast members (I’m not entirely sure what to refer to these people as if we’re being honest…) are a little bit more reasonable, under $100 at least. Joshua is the cheapest at $50 and says, “I am an impartial Judd he if character no matter your background and I am here to help those in need and those who just want to ask all things Joe Exotic!” That’s the direct quote. Typos and all. Just a spectacular showing from him honestly.
Sad we don’t have our favorite cool cat Carole Baskins on here, I’d pay so many dollars just to get a personalized “hey all you cool cats and kittens” video. I would play that every single morning to get me going for the day.
If you are interested in your very own Tiger King cameo video, or a video for your favorite cool cat, just go to cameo and search Tiger King or click here. This is #NotSponsored, but I’m not sure I had to tell you that for you to know that.
Yet another reminder to make sure you vote in the Elite Eight of the Middle School BANGERZ bracket!!
Vote here!
Here’s the schedule for the remainder for the tournament for those curious:
Final 4: April 4th
Championship Round: April 6th
Winner Announced: April 7th
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