We’ve all seen some pretty rough dating app bios, but nothing has given me such an viceral reaction as “Can I be you little *spoon emoji* *smirk face*” I actually wanted to puke just typing that… Nothing wrong with men being little spoons, but there is something so cringey about Fucking typing it like that. Can we not?

How that’s not the worst part is beyond me. What on earth is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious female? Someone, please enlighten me, because I want to make sure I’m not one of them. If that’s the kind of “female” this guy is looking for, I want to be as far away as possible from that. Sounds terrible honestly.

This should have stopped after “I will #CallHerDaddy” but then I guess  I wouldn’t have known how terrible this guy was. Just a horrible showing from whoever this guy is…

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