Reminder That My Birthday Is Thursday, May 28th. I’ll be 24.

Just a lil friendly reminder. Make sure you all know that I am that gemini bitch. Do I believe in astrology? No. Do I believe that I am 100% a gemini? Yes. Don’t read too much into it.

I am a huge birthday celebration kind of person, whether it’s mine or someone else’s, I just fucking love it. I love being a little bit selfish and making days about you. And as the self centered narcissistic asshole that I am, is it a shock to anyone that I’m like this??? I love birthday texts, birthday presents, birthday Instagram posts. Just anything that can make the day a little bit about ME! But in a wholesome and nonselfish way, I swear… I don’t expect these things from anyone. Well, that’s a lie. I expect, at the very least, a birthday text from my closest friends and family. But I don’t expect presents or anything. I just need people to acknowledge that it is the day of my birth. The day I finally decided to grace the world with my biracial fat ass’s presence. A day that will go down in history as one of the greatest. I’m humble too!

So, just be reminded, that Thursday, May 28th is my 24th birthday, and because it’s in quarantine and I can’t properly celebrate I will probably be a little sad. And I will probably blog that day about being sad. Just know that you wishing me a happy birthday will probably make me feel a whole hell of a lot better. Thank you in advance for your kind words.


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