A dream come true of high school Sarah. Well, mostly a dream, Tik Tok obviously did not exist when I was in high school, but I did in fact want to be an influencer, I still do. But guess what bitches, I FUCKING AM.

If you’re new here, I’m kind of important on Tik Tok. Obviously I’m nowhere near our queen Charli, but I’m on the up and up. And the other day I got offered a sponsorship through Coldest Water !!!!! No joke, no cap, or whatever the kids say these days… I should probably figure that out before I start to influence them. But, I’m fucking SPONSORED. I HAVE AN AFFILIATE CODE. Use code sarahthompson for 10% off on their site. Wow, never thought I’d actually get to say that… Buy everyone you know these waterbottles for Christmas, plz and thank you.

I’ll be getting the actual waterbottle later this week, so full update and reviews to come on that, but I couldn’t keep my mouth shut for much longer.

If you’re interested in the marketing and background of it all, check out the latest episode of Super Producers Podcast with Brendan Clancy. I said it to him in the interview, but he was the first person I wanted to talk to about this because he preaches Tik Tok and obviously works in the media industry (cough cough Barstool Sports, heard of them?). He helped get my gears turning and we talked a lot about Tik Tok “strategy” which spoiler alert, my strategy is that I have none. He dubs it the Sarah Thompson/Biracial Booty method, and I could not feel more honored to have my laziness and lack of commitment titled.

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