I saw a tik tok the other day from a South East Asian brown girl and she said us brown people need to colonize Starbucks. In the same way white people take over everything, us brown people need to take back Starbucks. It’s no longer a basic white girl thing, it’s a basic brown girl thing.

Anyways.

In all basicness, they now have oat milk, and let me tell you I’m excited as all hell. I fucking love oat milk. It’s my go to milk for everything. With the oat milk, they came out with two new shaken espressos and the brown sugar one is fucking fireeee. It’s similar to a latte, but has less milk, and there’s brown sugar cinnamon shaken into the espresso. It’s quite delightful. It’s not too sweet, which I know is a big issue for some coffee drinkers. But it’s fabulous, and this is not sponsored, I’m just a slut for Starbucks.

If you’ve been following me on Twitter you know that I am fully in love with two of the barista’s at the Starbucks I go to. They know me by name, which is double impressive considering I don’t get the same drink every time and my name is so incredibly popular. But I also go at least 3 times a week and I’m a fat black girl with short hair, so, I guess I’m recognizable as all hell. But both of them are so so so sweet and super fucking cute, obviously I have done nothing more than say thank you and have a good day to them. Making any sort of move terrifies me because I cannot ruin this Starbucks location. But I digress. I’ll just stay hopelessly in love.