It’s Your Birthday You Can Cry If You Want To

It happens every year. You build up your birthday to be this huge fantastic exciting thing, and then... It's not quite exciting. But here's the thing, you don't need to build it up. Your birthday doesn't need to be this huge ordeal, but if you're a birthday girlie like me, it can be hard to …

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Some of the Most Unhinged Glee Performances

Content Warning: Matthew Morrison rapping, singing, dancing, and being overall creepy as Mr. Schuester. I have a confession to make. I'm a Gleek. I fucking loved Glee when it was on. Or at least, the first few seasons, I tapped out somewhere in season 4. But back in the OG quarantine days, when there was …

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The Current State of the Union: Chaotic Girl Summer

If you were a cool girl who read in middle school, you most certainly read the Clique books. I was such Clique fan that my AIM screen name was ADMItsSarah because Alicia used to say ADM instead of OMG - for ay dios mio. And if you were a Clique fan you know where I'm …

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Welcome Back Sarah, V Cards (or the lack there of), and Moving The Plot Forward

Wow, hey, it's been a minute. I feel like I'm that guy who you used to hook up with, and you haven't spoken to in months but every so often he'll hit you with a "what are you up to" text out of the blue. Like, that's fully me right now. So what are you …

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One Sentence Review: All The Books I’ve Read this Summer

Hey, what's up hello. It's me, Fetty Wap. I mean, I haven't written a blog in so long that that isn't even THAT implausible. Is implausible even a word? Jesus christ maybe I should just stop writing. Anyways, I'm kind of blowing the fuck up on BookTok right now, I have over 50K (yes K …

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Stop Saying Brands Offer Plus Sizes When They Don’t

Wow, there are few things that can break my writer's block quite like brands and influencers claiming that certain clothing brands fit plus sizes and have plus size offerings. The brand in question today? Abercrombie. Abercrombie, a hater of fat people and plus sizes for all known time. Has now "expanded" some of their sizing …

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🎙New Podcast Episode: Mamma Mia with Anna Montgomery🎙

It's my birthday episode!! And in honor of my 25th birthday party being Mamma Mia themed, I sat down with my roommate and friend, Anna, to talk about Mamma Mia. We got a little off track here, but that's what happens when you put me and Anna in a room together - or a zoom …

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🎙New Podcast Episode: Biracial Booty Book Club🎙

Alright, we're back ladies and gents. And this week we're talking BOOKS. I've been on a big reading kick, so instead of movies we're talking Contemporary Romance novels, and one that's very much not romance but I read it so I want to talk about it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled weekly rom …

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