Wow, there are few things that can break my writer's block quite like brands and influencers claiming that certain clothing brands fit plus sizes and have plus size offerings. The brand in question today? Abercrombie. Abercrombie, a hater of fat people and plus sizes for all known time. Has now "expanded" some of their sizing …
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It's still the middle of a pandemic so there isn't much leaving the house, which means there's even less makeup being put on. Unless you're me and you put on makeup when you're bored or to make Tik Toks. Lately I've been trying out a new foundation and I think I'm at the point where …
Everyone knows me as a makeup addict. I fucking LIVE for it. I'm constantly trying new products, testing things out, telling my friends what to buy. And I'm a fucking SLUT for drugstore makeup. Up until decently recently, I was a broke-ass bitch, I couldn't afford to buy high end makeup all the time, not …
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What’s up my home skillets! It’s a new year which means resolutions that no one will be sticking to. But, I have a foolproof plan for you to stick to the one and only resolution you will ever need: Be Confident. I’m the self-declared queen of confidence so why the fuck wouldn’t I give you …
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OKAY. I’m ANNOYED. One of my biggest pet peeves with stores is when they boast about body positivity and unfiltered models *cough cough I’m looking at you Aerie* and then they don’t even go past a size XL. EXSQUEEZEEEEE ME. But what the FUCK is that about? It’s saying “we love all bodies! Except really …
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Let me start with a huge disclaimer: even though everyone thinks I'm an expert makeup artist, I am far from it. I am constantly learning and trying new things, but I am no expert. This is what works for me, so if it doesn't work for you, try something else! Anyways, here goes nothing. If …
The day I stopped wearing makeup every day was the BEST day of my life. Stop. Pause. Rewind. Sarah not wearing makeup is somehow the best decision of her life????? I know what you guys are thinking, who are you and what have you done with Sarah? Well, let me tell you a thing about …
The only Kush I'm smoking is this new mascara !! *pause for laughter and applause* It's the good Kush (mascara!!) *longer pause for even more laughter and applause* Anyways, I was just sent this brand new mascara by Influenster and Milk Makeup. If you haven't heard of Influenster, you need to get on it. It's …
I've been a makeup addict for a very long time. I still remember the day I fell in love. I got one of those makeup kits from Claire's in 7th grade, that had eyeshadows, eyeliner, blush, and mascara in it. BOOM. A love was born. Since I'm so in love with makeup, a lot of …
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