I Got Banned From Tinder

A huge part of being single and 23 are the dating apps. If you read any of my blogs you know that I'm on fucking all of them - let's pretend it's all for content purposes. If I happen to fall in love after the fact, it's all a plus. I don't typically use Tinder, …

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Celibate and The Suburbs: No New (boy)Friends

Wow, another sad post from Sarah about how she's single. Barf. Just so you're aware, I'm just as annoyed with me as you are. But the evil content machine that is internet stardom demands blogs, so here's a god damn blog about the only thing I'm an expert on: being sad and alone. In the …

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It’s Not Delivery, It’s Love

Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It's the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza. I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say …

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Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles

I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …

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How to Attract a Man That Will Love and Cherish You

Since I’ve worked in the recruiting industry for the past three years, I’ve learned a lot about people. People are idiots. No matter what type of education they have, or how much money they make, boiled down to it, people are dumb. In the past three years, I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. I …

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