Hinge Letting You Pick Your Racial Preferences for Free But Not Anything Else Does Not Sit Right With Me

We all know I'm a loyal(?) user of dating apps. Mostly to shit on men, mostly for content, partly in the off chance I meet my soulmate. But the other day while perusing through my profile on Hinge I realized that you could set certain preferences in terms of the profiles you saw. For those …

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The Worlds Most Professional Rejection

I simply cannot help but laugh at my ridiculous love life at this point. I mean, I'm simply one meet cute away from a stellar plot to a romantic comedy. Okay, maybe just a sub par Netflix romantic comedy, but a romantic comedy none the less. I truly cannot help but laugh. Without context this …

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Apparently you cannot Uno Reverse sending the first message on Bumble

I've been on the hunt for the perfect Bumble first response for what feels like forever. And unfortunately, I am not any closer to finding us a solution. I hate having to message first, but I also hate the shit that some guys come up with on other dating apps, so Bumble is just this …

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Celibate and the Suburbs Is BACK, with a new TWIST!

Happy fucking new year bitches. As you will soon learn, I have a few New Years Resolutions in store, and one of them is to actually keep up with my Celibate and the Suburbs podcast. And to make it easier on myself, I basically just decided what the next 52 episodes will look like. We're …

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Biracial Booty Book Club: Get A Life Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert

Fat woman rom com. FAT WOMAN ROM COM!! I saw this on the shelf at Barnes and Noble on a table that said "one day reads," saw the fat black girl on the cover and bought it without even reading what it was about. That's a lie. I did read the back to find out …

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Things That Don’t Have Anything To Do With How Attractive Someone Is But Completely And Utterly Turn Me Off.

Recording a podcast is a lot of fucking work let me tell you, so no new episode today, but I will grace you with a Celibate and the Suburbs blog because I know what the people want. Everyone has turn ons and turn offs. Some people like tattoos, beards, thick thighs. Those people would be …

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