It’s 2020 and Men Still Ain’t Sh**

Hey! What's up, welcome back. New year, new me, am I right ladies? I haven't written a blog in a MINUTE. Sorry folks, the creative juices just were not flowing. Everything kind of fell off, One Take Hot Takes, the blog, my Instagram story vlogs... RIP. But fear not, we're out here pulling a Jesus …

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Celibate and The Suburbs: No New (boy)Friends

Wow, another sad post from Sarah about how she's single. Barf. Just so you're aware, I'm just as annoyed with me as you are. But the evil content machine that is internet stardom demands blogs, so here's a god damn blog about the only thing I'm an expert on: being sad and alone. In the …

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It’s Not Delivery, It’s Love

Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It's the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza. I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say …

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Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles

I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …

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