To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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Celibate and The Suburbs: Love In The Time Of Corona

Have I ever seen Love In The Time of Cholera? No. Have I read the book? No. But do I always write about dating and guys? Yes. This whole coronavirus thing is fucking wildin' out. But I already work from home so not much has changed for me. What has changed, is that I'm actually …

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Yet Another Weird Dating App Interaction

Who's shocked? Not me!!!!!!! Another day, another shitty guy on a dating app. I truly, truly don't know how they get away with this shit. God fucking damn it why couldn't I be a lesbian? I'm so incredibly jealous that they aren't sexually attracted to a gender that contains human beings this incredibly dumb. I …

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One Take Hot Take: Dick Pics. Why. Pt II

Alright, ladies, this video REFUSES to upload to IGTV so let's hope and pray that you can finally just watch it here. One Take Hot Takes are fucking back babyyyyyy. Let's go. What better topic to dive into than Dick Pics! Specifically dick videos, specifically jerk off videos, because unfortunately, I've had to watch several …

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