New Podcast Episode: I Got Banned From Tinder.

It's a tale as old as time. The time that I, Sarah Thompson, was banned from a dating app, for not foreseeable reason. It's the first ever episode of Celibate and The Suburbs and I thought what better way to start it off than with a bang. Or lack of a bang... Listen on Spotify: …

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Why do guys use snapchat as their only method of communication? I hate it here.

What's up bitches. I'm back. Miss me? I've been on a social justice crusade on Instagram and Twitter and haven't had the energy or words to write a blog if we're being honest. But we're back. Hopefully back to daily blogs again, hopefully back to some funny shit coupled with social justice because fuck racism …

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No one asked, but according to Jerry49964568, I’d look better in a thong bikini.

Thank you oh so much, Jerry 49964568 for your riveting input on my bikini bottoms. God I just hate men. First, of fucking all, I didn't fucking ask. I'm not sure why men think they just have the right to comment about women's bodies, even when they're trying to be nice? Like I didn't post …

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Did anyone else intentionally drive past cute guys’ houses with your friends in high school? Or were we just psychos?

Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …

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Do Girls Like Bad Boys Because We Know What We’re Getting????

This has 0 scientific or psychological backing, but I've been thinking a lot about this lately. Girls LOVE a bad boy. The bad boy with a heart of gold is a classic TV and  movie trope, and lends itself to some of the most lovable characters. Shawn Hunter, I'm talking about you. But why do …

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