Hinge Bingo

I'm back to my roots ladies and gents; making large generalizations about the male gender in order to make fun of them!! I've made dating app bingo cards before, but as I was bored and scrolling through Hinge I realized that we needed a Hinge specific one. There were just so many repeated and boring …

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Do Girls Like Bad Boys Because We Know What We’re Getting????

This has 0 scientific or psychological backing, but I've been thinking a lot about this lately. Girls LOVE a bad boy. The bad boy with a heart of gold is a classic TV and  movie trope, and lends itself to some of the most lovable characters. Shawn Hunter, I'm talking about you. But why do …

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Remember That Worst Bumble Bio Ever?? He’s 29 years old.

I was scrolling through Bumble, trying to find a blog to write, and I came across a very sexy man, so I swiped right. We matched, WAHOO! But then, I went and clicked his profile to find something to message him about and he is the owner of the worst fucking Bumble bio ever that …

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Everyone’s favorite blog: Another weird Hinge Interaction

I don't think I'll ever get tired of writing these blogs. Making fun of weirdos on Hinge and Bumble FUELS me. Every time I think I've seen it all, some dumb guy slides in and just destroys everything I thought I knew. This latest entry in the HOF isn't actually as bad as some in …

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I just filled out a Google Form To “match me with my soulmate”

I think this is a new low? Quarantine is hitting different ladies and gents. But let me explain before you ship me off to the nearest therapist. I got a text from my friend Maryanne that said "Sarah, I'll Venmo you $5 to do this" with a screenshot of a post in our school's Greek …

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To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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