Why Do People Love Blake from Bachelor In Paradise When Dylan Exists?!

If you're not watching this season of Bachelor in Paradise, I don't even wanna talk. This season is going to be DRAMA. And also a little bit gay (: I've said it before, but I don't typically watch Paradise, I end up bored halfway through the season, but honestly, this season is going to keep …

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I want to drop-kick anyone who talks about their diet

Giddy the fuck up or giddy the fuck out because this is about to be a wild ride ladies and gentlemen. This is my blog and I will complain about the things that I want to complain about. Read it or leave it. It's summertime, which means swimsuits and short shorts, and sundresses, and sleeveless …

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Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles

I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …

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People That Don’t get Jet Lagged Can Go F*** Themselves

Live from Ireland it's tired and cranky Sarah!!!!  Also this blog doesn't have a header image because I didn't think through the fact that I can't even use Canva on my tablet because it doesn't have Google Chrome or Firefox... Dumbass Amazon Fire Tablet.  We've been in the motherland for about 5 hours and I …

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Definitive Ranking Of All The Girl Scout Cookies *Queue Outrage*

Everyone hates winter. Well at least if you live in New England you hate winter. It’s cold, there’s a threat of snow every single day starting in October and it doesn’t end until April, it’s COLD, and it gets dark at like 3 pm. The only redeeming quality of the winter, other than the holidays, …

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