Girls: Be Demanding.

My friend Leah is working on a portrait series to honor the late and great Ruth Bader Ginsburg and part of that was a short interview where she asked me about how RBG's legacy has impacted me. She started by asking me to describe her in three words, and one of the words I settled …

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Things That Don’t Have Anything To Do With How Attractive Someone Is But Completely And Utterly Turn Me Off.

Recording a podcast is a lot of fucking work let me tell you, so no new episode today, but I will grace you with a Celibate and the Suburbs blog because I know what the people want. Everyone has turn ons and turn offs. Some people like tattoos, beards, thick thighs. Those people would be …

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songs id go ape shit for at the bar (if we were allowed to go)

Technically I could go to the bars, I could sit inside and get a drink if I really wanted to, cross state lines and go apeshit and go dance. But considering I don't really want to risk my life or others, I will not be doing that any time soon. So sadly, I've been reminiscing …

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Petition to Rename The Kissing Booth To Literally Anything Else

I watched the much anticipated Kissing Booth 2 last night and let me tell you, this movie/book series is one of the most poorly named things I've ever fucking seen. The Kissing Booth is in both movies for a total of maybe 10 minutes? The second movie is two fucking hours and the majority of …

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New Romantics by Taylor Swift is CRIMINALLY Underrated

Let me tell you, I'm a fucking Swiftie. Is anyone surprised? I will say, Folklore is not my favorite, it's lyrically beautiful and I do love it, but it's not my favorite album, and none of these songs come anywhere close to my all time favorite Taylor Swift song. New Romantics, from the deluxe 1989, …

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Nickelodeon Had No Business Making Prince Zuko That Hot…

I'm in the middle of rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix and I'm not sure if quarantine is getting to me or what, but Prince Zuko is fucking HOT. I actually can't even blame quarantine because when this show first came out I was in love with Zuko then too. He's a bad boy …

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