People That Don’t get Jet Lagged Can Go F*** Themselves

Live from Ireland it's tired and cranky Sarah!!!!  Also this blog doesn't have a header image because I didn't think through the fact that I can't even use Canva on my tablet because it doesn't have Google Chrome or Firefox... Dumbass Amazon Fire Tablet.  We've been in the motherland for about 5 hours and I …

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Definitive Ranking Of All The Girl Scout Cookies *Queue Outrage*

Everyone hates winter. Well at least if you live in New England you hate winter. It’s cold, there’s a threat of snow every single day starting in October and it doesn’t end until April, it’s COLD, and it gets dark at like 3 pm. The only redeeming quality of the winter, other than the holidays, …

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The Bachelor had WAY too Many Virgin Comments…

This Bachelor is known for being a trash TV show. Which is why I love it. It’s just watching a bunch of girls my age, pretend they’re ready to get married and have kids, and we get to watch a hot guy fumble his way through dating 20 insane chicks. This season is obviously no …

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Donna Sheridan Should Have Picked Bill: An Essay

If you have not seen Mamma Mia 1 or 2, please proceed with caution because spoilers lie ahead. Donna Sheridan, badass, world traveler, single mom, business owner, phenomenal performer, made the wrong choice of men. Sam, while great, is NOT the best choice here! Let's start with the obvious reason: their entire relationship WAS BASED …

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