Hello? 911? This is an Emergency. Tom Brady Is Leaving?

I woke up today feeling sick, not corona, just overtired and nauseous, I had a beautiful plan to take a nap right after my 9am phone call with my boss so I could be alert and fresh for work. That was until I opened up Instagram and the first fucking post I saw was from …

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My Life Was So Much Better When Harry Styles Wore Snapbacks And Started Growing Out His Hair

That's a doozy of a blog title, but it's the truth. I legitimately think my serotonin levels peaked back then. Where are all my Tumblr Directioners at???? Who's shocked that I ran a One Direction blog on Tumblr for like 4 years? Because it's incredibly on brand for me if I do say so myself. …

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How to Be Confident In a Swimsuit: A Basic Guide

The weather is getting warmer, spring break is here, summer is around the corner, which means it's fucking SWIMSUIT SEASON. *airhorn noises* This might be the best gif I've ever found ever? Anyways. Swimsuit season has been inducing fear and anxiety for women across the world since, oh I don't know, the invention of bathing …

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One Take Hot Take: Dick Pics. Why. Pt II

Alright, ladies, this video REFUSES to upload to IGTV so let's hope and pray that you can finally just watch it here. One Take Hot Takes are fucking back babyyyyyy. Let's go. What better topic to dive into than Dick Pics! Specifically dick videos, specifically jerk off videos, because unfortunately, I've had to watch several …

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I’m Sorry But I Need To Talk About How F**king WEIRD Will Schuester Is Again

I'm in yet another Glee hole, and I just cannot stop thinking about how god damn psycho Will Schuester is. Why in God's green earth did he perform Toxic by Britney Spears IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKRWKZ2exg This song bops outside of the context of the show, but the SECOND you remember that …

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Stop Asking Me Where I’m From Or What My Nationality Is

If I had $1 for every person that asked me what my nationality was or where I was from, I could fucking retire. Every single brown and black person understands the excruciating pain that is being asked this idiotic and racist microaggressive question. Yes, I'm calling it racist, because guess what fuckers, you aren't asking …

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