In case you missed it, though at this point, I'm not sure how you would, a shit ton of terrorists quote literally broke into the United States Capitol building last night "protesting" Biden's win... I mean, talk about sore losers. In my general attempt to cope with everything and anything with humor, because dealing with …
Yesterday, as I was driving to Starbucks, a cyclists, a fucking cyclist, cut me off at a red light. He just swooped right in front of me, hanging out on his dumbass bike, waiting for the light to be green. Completely and utterly ignoring the bike lane, not a single care for his life apparently. …
Let me start by saying, I have no judgement for any one that does Only Fans. Fucking A, I debate making one every other god damn day. What I will judge is how highly you think of yourself and therefore your subscription prices. Austin Mahone... Debatably a One Hit Wonder of years past. Maybe more …
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I was perusing Tik Tok, as one does these days, and came across a video where someone said there was a candle that smelt like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, the cologne that Harry Styles has said he wears. Obviously, I need to own this candle. I need to know what Harry Styles smells like, and …
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Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …
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At this point, I think everyone misses going out. But for some reason today hit me extra hard how much I miss getting ready, pregaming, and going out in Boston. It's a weekend ritual! I even miss the bad parts about going out. Spending too much money on ubers, having to hide away from creepy …
I told you I was back in my One Direction phase. It is #confirmed not just a phase Mom. I'm a Niall girl through and through. Always have been, always will be. But you have to be a god damn BAFOON to not understand the power and beauty that one Mr. Harold Styles holds. He's …
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't full blown in love with Niall Horan right now. I've been in love with this little Irish loser since fucking 2010. Back in my One Direction days, I was a Niall girl all the fucking way. He's currently my apple watch background and I'm currently in a …
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I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I'm so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope. Shedd Aquarium is doing the …
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