What do I title this? Imposter syndrome? Writer’s block? Zero motivation? Introspective deep thoughts? Idk

Can you say you wrote a blog every single day when I a) didn't write a blog on March 22nd, and b) when I go to backlog a blog for that day, it's a load of ranting bullshit? Seems like I'm a god damn fraud is what it is. I mean I am a fraud. …

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Need A Gift Idea for Valentine’s Day? Goop Has Got You

If you're unfamiliar with Goop, it's the Gwyneth Paltrow's website that started as a newsletter. It essentially has gift guides, blogs, random fucking shit that probably no one ever needs or wants. But every year, for Christmas and Valentine's Day they put out gift guides and let me tell you, they're fucking absurd. I scrolled …

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A Complete List of Things With Higher Security Than The United States Capitol (Apparently)

In case you missed it, though at this point, I'm not sure how you would, a shit ton of terrorists quote literally broke into the United States Capitol building last night "protesting" Biden's win... I mean, talk about sore losers. In my general attempt to cope with everything and anything with humor, because dealing with …

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Austin Mahone Has an Only Fans and It the Subscription prices are ABSURD

Let me start by saying, I have no judgement for any one that does Only Fans. Fucking A, I debate making one every other god damn day. What I will judge is how highly you think of yourself and therefore your subscription prices. Austin Mahone... Debatably a One Hit Wonder of years past. Maybe more …

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I got a candle that smells like Harry Styles, and let me just say: Wow

I was perusing Tik Tok, as one does these days, and came across a video where someone said there was a candle that smelt like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, the cologne that Harry Styles has said he wears. Obviously, I need to own this candle. I need to know what Harry Styles smells like, and …

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I’m personally offended by this tweet about girls with noserings

Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …

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19 year old Harry Styles. That’s It. That’s the blog.

I told you I was back in my One Direction phase. It is #confirmed not just a phase Mom. I'm a Niall girl through and through. Always have been, always will be. But you have to be a god damn BAFOON to not understand the power and beauty that one Mr. Harold Styles holds. He's …

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