I was perusing Tik Tok, as one does these days, and came across a video where someone said there was a candle that smelt like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, the cologne that Harry Styles has said he wears. Obviously, I need to own this candle. I need to know what Harry Styles smells like, and …
Continue reading I got a candle that smells like Harry Styles, and let me just say: Wow
Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …
Continue reading I’m personally offended by this tweet about girls with noserings
At this point, I think everyone misses going out. But for some reason today hit me extra hard how much I miss getting ready, pregaming, and going out in Boston. It's a weekend ritual! I even miss the bad parts about going out. Spending too much money on ubers, having to hide away from creepy …
I told you I was back in my One Direction phase. It is #confirmed not just a phase Mom. I'm a Niall girl through and through. Always have been, always will be. But you have to be a god damn BAFOON to not understand the power and beauty that one Mr. Harold Styles holds. He's …
Continue reading 19 year old Harry Styles. That’s It. That’s the blog.
Pornhub has decided to extend Free Pornhub Premium worldwide until April 23 to help flatten the Coronavirus curve. Access Premium Here: https://t.co/JVLHOtrBWh pic.twitter.com/e6VTCKIfCh — Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) March 24, 2020 Pornhub gives NYC coronavirus workers 50K masks — and free porn https://t.co/Y0ye09ikB2 pic.twitter.com/uKe5mn0ifX — New York Post (@nypost) March 24, 2020 I mean, what …
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't full blown in love with Niall Horan right now. I've been in love with this little Irish loser since fucking 2010. Back in my One Direction days, I was a Niall girl all the fucking way. He's currently my apple watch background and I'm currently in a …
Continue reading Let Us Be Reminded of How Pure Niall Horan Is During These Trying Times
I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I'm so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope. Shedd Aquarium is doing the …
Continue reading Shedd Aquarium in Chicago Is Doing The Lords Work
I feel like every Sunday I write a really shitty blog and justify it because I'm wildly hungover from the night before. Today is obviously no different. Several glasses (read, bottles) of wine were consumed last night and let me tell you, it is currently 3pm EST and I am so unwell. God, I cannot …
Continue reading My Sunday Blogs Are Just Me Complaining About Being Hungover
That's a doozy of a blog title, but it's the truth. I legitimately think my serotonin levels peaked back then. Where are all my Tumblr Directioners at???? Who's shocked that I ran a One Direction blog on Tumblr for like 4 years? Because it's incredibly on brand for me if I do say so myself. …
Honestly if I wasn’t just creeping on my own twitter (something I do often don’t judge me) I would’ve completely forgotten to write a blog today. WOOPS. I was BIG busy with work today. No I wasn’t, I was big busy texting a guy from bumble and scrolling through tik tok. Did I match with …
Continue reading I almost forgot to write a blog today… Here’s some rambling thoughts
