Hey besties... Yeah I say besties now, it's been that long apparently. I haven't written a blog in what feels like an eternity and I haven't consistently written anything in what feels like straight up eons. This year didn't exactly go as planned content wise, but that's okay because I've found new things I love …
Can you say you wrote a blog every single day when I a) didn't write a blog on March 22nd, and b) when I go to backlog a blog for that day, it's a load of ranting bullshit? Seems like I'm a god damn fraud is what it is. I mean I am a fraud. …
If you're unfamiliar with Goop, it's the Gwyneth Paltrow's website that started as a newsletter. It essentially has gift guides, blogs, random fucking shit that probably no one ever needs or wants. But every year, for Christmas and Valentine's Day they put out gift guides and let me tell you, they're fucking absurd. I scrolled …
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I mean, aren't we all just Trader Joes Hoes at this point? Maybe its from living in the city, maybe it's because Trader Joes really is the best, unsure, but all of my grocery shopping is at Trader Joes and I have some must haves that I get every single time. And when I say …
In case you missed it, though at this point, I'm not sure how you would, a shit ton of terrorists quote literally broke into the United States Capitol building last night "protesting" Biden's win... I mean, talk about sore losers. In my general attempt to cope with everything and anything with humor, because dealing with …
Yesterday, as I was driving to Starbucks, a cyclists, a fucking cyclist, cut me off at a red light. He just swooped right in front of me, hanging out on his dumbass bike, waiting for the light to be green. Completely and utterly ignoring the bike lane, not a single care for his life apparently. …
Let me start by saying, I have no judgement for any one that does Only Fans. Fucking A, I debate making one every other god damn day. What I will judge is how highly you think of yourself and therefore your subscription prices. Austin Mahone... Debatably a One Hit Wonder of years past. Maybe more …
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I was perusing Tik Tok, as one does these days, and came across a video where someone said there was a candle that smelt like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, the cologne that Harry Styles has said he wears. Obviously, I need to own this candle. I need to know what Harry Styles smells like, and …
Continue reading I got a candle that smells like Harry Styles, and let me just say: Wow
Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …
Continue reading I’m personally offended by this tweet about girls with noserings
At this point, I think everyone misses going out. But for some reason today hit me extra hard how much I miss getting ready, pregaming, and going out in Boston. It's a weekend ritual! I even miss the bad parts about going out. Spending too much money on ubers, having to hide away from creepy …
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