Do you ever have those nights where your mind just won't turn off? Sometimes it's about something you wish you had said, sometimes about an embarrassing moment in middle school, sometimes it's about Superman's sex life. The other night I could not sleep. And all I could think about was whether or not Clark Kent …
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Last week I fought so many god damn white men I could feel the ghost of Harriet Tubman cheering me on from the grave. Three. I fought with three white dudes in a span of like 24 hours. Less than that honestly, it was probably all within 6 hours. It all started at work. I was …
I was at work scrolling through LinkedIn and came across this Business Insider article and I honestly could not have been more annoyed. First, of fucking all, anyone who refers to a bathroom as a lavatory needs to be put in jail. Fucking weirdo. Second, of fucking all, I know for a fact that there …
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