A Love Letter To Mini Vans

I'm sick and tired of the shame and stigma around minivans. They aren't just for uncool soccer moms anymore. They're for 23 (almost 24) year old single girls who can't afford their own cars and want to use their mom's old minivan. I swear to god I like them regardless of the fact that it's …

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Why Do I Know Calculus And Not How To File My Taxes?

Don't get me wrong, I don't actually know how to do calculus. I almost failed AP Calc back in high school, but I passed Business Calculus (aka calc for dummies) in college, so that counts for something. And regardless, I know more about calculus and random other unimportant shit than I do about every day …

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Happy Valentine’s Day, But More Importantly, Happy Pay Day

February 14th, a day that haunts singles every year, but this year, it landed on the greatest day known to man: pay day. I know it's not everyone's payday, but if it's yours, you understand the pure joy I felt when I woke up this morning. There's few better feelings than when the direct deposit …

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How To Start A Blog: By A Blogger Who Doesn’t Know What She’s Doing

A lot of people, and I mean A LOT of people, ask me this question on a daily basis. They ask me how much time I put into my blog, how I come up with ideas, if I make any money, how I set up my site, what sites to use, etc, etc. And you …

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My Brand is Pink Apparently

The other day, a friend of mine, Anna Cuevas, did a branding photoshoot with me and I've come to the conclusion that my brand is pink and me being hot. Thank you very fucking muchhhh.  I give you these amazing photos of me, and my stuff, please appreciate them, and show Anna some love over …

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I’m (basically) Tik Tok Famous

Step aside folks, I'm famous. I'm fucking Tik Tok royalty and I'm proud to be here (kind of). I've been secretly posting on Tik Tok for a few months now, slowly gaining followers, watching my views and likes go up and up. And not telling anyone I know because I was so god damn embarrassed. …

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Kidz Bop Covered Truth Hurts by Lizzo and the Lyric Changes Are Both Amazing and Atrocious

We all know I'm a Lizzo stan, but did you know your girl used to be a Kidz Bop stan?? This was mostly because my parents are wildly overprotective and didn't want us listening to swears. Me, my siblings, and my cousins would perform music videos and Kidz Bop, Now That's What I Call Music, …

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@KFCBarstool got in a Twitter Fight with the entire country of Serbia and it’s hilarious.

Alright, saddle up fuckers. KFC, if you're reading this, what's up. To everyone else, hey. Everyone knows I want to work at Barstool, and today on radio, Kevin made, what I think might have been a joke, saying if someone compiled the best tweets from his war with Serbia, he would consider them for an …

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