I’m a Tik Tok Influencer. No but actually… I am

A dream come true of high school Sarah. Well, mostly a dream, Tik Tok obviously did not exist when I was in high school, but I did in fact want to be an influencer, I still do. But guess what bitches, I FUCKING AM. If you're new here, I'm kind of important on Tik Tok. …

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Things That Don’t Have Anything To Do With How Attractive Someone Is But Completely And Utterly Turn Me Off.

Recording a podcast is a lot of fucking work let me tell you, so no new episode today, but I will grace you with a Celibate and the Suburbs blog because I know what the people want. Everyone has turn ons and turn offs. Some people like tattoos, beards, thick thighs. Those people would be …

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I Was On A Barstool Adjacent Podcast and Yes I’m Freaking Out About It

Most of you know I'm a fan of Barstool. Love it or hate it you have to understand how big of a media monster they are. Do I agree with everything they post? Absolutely not. Do you agree with everything any company ever posts? No. They have hundreds of content creators at this point, not …

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That One Time I Had To Reenact The Underground Railroad on A School Trip and Other Stories from 6th Grade

That title isn't clickbait... it really happened. Yes, it was as traumatizing as you're imagining. Yes, I went to an all-white school. No, I'm not entirely sure how they got away with doing this. Actually, I do know, it was because there were probably so few black kids that went to the camp where we …

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