Confessions of a Dating Late Bloomer

I promise all my blogs won't be just about my lack of experience, but it's been on my mind lately so that's what you're going to get. Last week, I told you, the world, and I guess at least sixty-eight thousand people that I lost my virginity at 25. I've been a late bloomer in …

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Welcome Back Sarah, V Cards (or the lack there of), and Moving The Plot Forward

Wow, hey, it's been a minute. I feel like I'm that guy who you used to hook up with, and you haven't spoken to in months but every so often he'll hit you with a "what are you up to" text out of the blue. Like, that's fully me right now. So what are you …

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What do I title this? Imposter syndrome? Writer’s block? Zero motivation? Introspective deep thoughts? Idk

Can you say you wrote a blog every single day when I a) didn't write a blog on March 22nd, and b) when I go to backlog a blog for that day, it's a load of ranting bullshit? Seems like I'm a god damn fraud is what it is. I mean I am a fraud. …

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A Fat Girl’s Guide To Swimsuit Season (but also any body’s guide to swimsuit season)

I have selfdeclared myself the queen of bathing suits. I have give or take a million, and I buy new ones every single year. I think I'm overcompensating for the fact that when I was younger my mom would buy me one (1) new tankini (ew) every like three years. Now I'm out here buying …

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