The Best Cups In My House

Quarantine has got everyone going crazy... I'm taking a page from Feitelberg's book and ranking my favorite cups in my house. I mean, there's a right and wrong answer to the best cups are someone's house and I'm going to tell you about the best ones in my house. My family of five (5) has …

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IDK What to write about because my brain has basically shut off

I've done nothing but work, binge watch Glee, and forcing my friends to facetime with me. The most effort I've put into anything this entire time has been watching The Hunger Games movies on Amazon Prime, and wait for it, actually paying for them. That's how lazy I've been. I didn't even want to put …

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To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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Let Us Be Reminded of How Pure Niall Horan Is During These Trying Times

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't full blown in love with Niall Horan right now. I've been in love with this little Irish loser since fucking 2010. Back in my One Direction days, I was a Niall girl all the fucking way. He's currently my apple watch background and I'm currently in a …

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In The Middle Of This Global Pandemic, All I Can Think About Is How Mad I Am At Tom Brady

It's been 24 hours since the news that Tom Brady wasn't returning to New England and I'm still in such denial about it. Until I see him walking onto the Buc's field in a Buc's jersey, I will refuse to believe it. And honestly, I'm fucking pissed off. 20 god damn years and we get …

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Hello? 911? This is an Emergency. Tom Brady Is Leaving?

I woke up today feeling sick, not corona, just overtired and nauseous, I had a beautiful plan to take a nap right after my 9am phone call with my boss so I could be alert and fresh for work. That was until I opened up Instagram and the first fucking post I saw was from …

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My Sunday Blogs Are Just Me Complaining About Being Hungover

I feel like every Sunday I write a really shitty blog and justify it because I'm wildly hungover from the night before. Today is obviously no different. Several glasses (read, bottles) of wine were consumed last night and let me tell you, it is currently 3pm EST and I am so unwell. God, I cannot …

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