A Love Letter To Chubby Boys

“Girls don’t actually like dad bods” is actually a lie told to you by Big Gym. I love dad bods. The chubbier the better. GIVE ME CUTE CHUBBY BOYS WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR OR GIVE ME DEATH. Because I'm a basic ass white girl, a lot of people tend to assume that I …

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I’m (basically) Tik Tok Famous

Step aside folks, I'm famous. I'm fucking Tik Tok royalty and I'm proud to be here (kind of). I've been secretly posting on Tik Tok for a few months now, slowly gaining followers, watching my views and likes go up and up. And not telling anyone I know because I was so god damn embarrassed. …

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Celibate and The Suburbs: No New (boy)Friends

Wow, another sad post from Sarah about how she's single. Barf. Just so you're aware, I'm just as annoyed with me as you are. But the evil content machine that is internet stardom demands blogs, so here's a god damn blog about the only thing I'm an expert on: being sad and alone. In the …

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Why I, A (half) Black Female, Am A Fan Of Barstool Sports – A Goddamn Essay

While I am a huge stoolie, and it's no secret that I hope to one day work at Barstool, this blog isn't about trying to get you to be a fan, it's about you understanding why I'm a fan. I get asked about why and how I can support "a company like Barstool" on a …

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