How to be confident in 5 easy steps even if you f**king hate yourself

What’s up my home skillets! It’s a new year which means resolutions that no one will be sticking to. But, I have a foolproof plan for you to stick to the one and only resolution you will ever need: Be Confident. I’m the self-declared queen of confidence so why the fuck wouldn’t I give you …

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It’s 2020 and Men Still Ain’t Sh**

Hey! What's up, welcome back. New year, new me, am I right ladies? I haven't written a blog in a MINUTE. Sorry folks, the creative juices just were not flowing. Everything kind of fell off, One Take Hot Takes, the blog, my Instagram story vlogs... RIP. But fear not, we're out here pulling a Jesus …

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I’m (basically) Tik Tok Famous

Step aside folks, I'm famous. I'm fucking Tik Tok royalty and I'm proud to be here (kind of). I've been secretly posting on Tik Tok for a few months now, slowly gaining followers, watching my views and likes go up and up. And not telling anyone I know because I was so god damn embarrassed. …

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Celibate and The Suburbs: No New (boy)Friends

Wow, another sad post from Sarah about how she's single. Barf. Just so you're aware, I'm just as annoyed with me as you are. But the evil content machine that is internet stardom demands blogs, so here's a god damn blog about the only thing I'm an expert on: being sad and alone. In the …

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