Top 10 Things I Miss About The Bars

God I fucking miss going out. Have you picked up on that yet??? I'm 24 and going out is basically the only thing I used to live for on the weekends. Which sounds depressing... But there's nothing like the thrill of ruining your entire Sunday with a hangover because you drank 6 too many vodka …

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Things That Don’t Have Anything To Do With How Attractive Someone Is But Completely And Utterly Turn Me Off.

Recording a podcast is a lot of fucking work let me tell you, so no new episode today, but I will grace you with a Celibate and the Suburbs blog because I know what the people want. Everyone has turn ons and turn offs. Some people like tattoos, beards, thick thighs. Those people would be …

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I Was On A Barstool Adjacent Podcast and Yes I’m Freaking Out About It

Most of you know I'm a fan of Barstool. Love it or hate it you have to understand how big of a media monster they are. Do I agree with everything they post? Absolutely not. Do you agree with everything any company ever posts? No. They have hundreds of content creators at this point, not …

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That One Time I Had To Reenact The Underground Railroad on A School Trip and Other Stories from 6th Grade

That title isn't clickbait... it really happened. Yes, it was as traumatizing as you're imagining. Yes, I went to an all-white school. No, I'm not entirely sure how they got away with doing this. Actually, I do know, it was because there were probably so few black kids that went to the camp where we …

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songs id go ape shit for at the bar (if we were allowed to go)

Technically I could go to the bars, I could sit inside and get a drink if I really wanted to, cross state lines and go apeshit and go dance. But considering I don't really want to risk my life or others, I will not be doing that any time soon. So sadly, I've been reminiscing …

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Tell Me I’m Pretty!! But In A Thoughtful Way!!

What types of compliments do girls like to get from guys??? I don't want to be called just hot or pretty, give me a little more effort! Please and thank you! Also a love life update from me, your gracious host. Read the original Love in The Time of Corona Part I and Part II …

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