Please quote tweet this with your best advice for someone starting their freshman year of college on Monday. — Stacey J. Spiehler (@StaceyJSpiehler) August 18, 2019 This tweet popped off on Twitter and I'm almost five years out on my freshman year of college, but you know what, I got some god damn ADVICE. And …
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What's black and white and cute as shit? If you answered, Sarah, you'd be correct, but also wrong. My tshirts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, my t-shirts! A few weeks ago, I had the epiphany that I should lean into the fact that if you Google Biracial Booty, porn comes up. I've always made the joke to not Google …
There is nothing that can prepare you for the idle and awkward conversation that ensues when you unintentionally run into someone from high school post grad. Do you go out of your way to say hi? Do you run and hide? Do you ask them about their life? Do you brag about your accomplishments? Do …
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Do you ever have those nights where your mind just won't turn off? Sometimes it's about something you wish you had said, sometimes about an embarrassing moment in middle school, sometimes it's about Superman's sex life. The other night I could not sleep. And all I could think about was whether or not Clark Kent …
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As many of you know, I have spent the summer on the job hunt. I quit my old job back in May and have been trying to find the perfect fit since then, all while chilling by the pool and working on my tan - see below. I had an interview with a company last …
What's your toxic trait? Mine is day drinking and then texting the emotionally unavailable men in my life. I have a few drunk phases, and one of them is dubbed "cute boy phase" where I just non-stop talk about the current guy I'm into or some other hot guy. I once cried over how hot …
Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It's the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza. I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say …
