I feel like every Sunday I write a really shitty blog and justify it because I'm wildly hungover from the night before. Today is obviously no different. Several glasses (read, bottles) of wine were consumed last night and let me tell you, it is currently 3pm EST and I am so unwell. God, I cannot …
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I mean, you didn't think I'd write a blog about going on a first date and not write a follow-up!? I mean, I probably shouldn't even write this considering he told me on said date that he not only found my blog, but read it. *Queue embarrassment* I mean, can we just take a moment …
Have I ever seen Love In The Time of Cholera? No. Have I read the book? No. But do I always write about dating and guys? Yes. This whole coronavirus thing is fucking wildin' out. But I already work from home so not much has changed for me. What has changed, is that I'm actually …
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Who's shocked? Not me!!!!!!! Another day, another shitty guy on a dating app. I truly, truly don't know how they get away with this shit. God fucking damn it why couldn't I be a lesbian? I'm so incredibly jealous that they aren't sexually attracted to a gender that contains human beings this incredibly dumb. I …
Honestly if I wasn’t just creeping on my own twitter (something I do often don’t judge me) I would’ve completely forgotten to write a blog today. WOOPS. I was BIG busy with work today. No I wasn’t, I was big busy texting a guy from bumble and scrolling through tik tok. Did I match with …
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The weather is getting warmer, spring break is here, summer is around the corner, which means it's fucking SWIMSUIT SEASON. *airhorn noises* This might be the best gif I've ever found ever? Anyways. Swimsuit season has been inducing fear and anxiety for women across the world since, oh I don't know, the invention of bathing …
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God Fucking DAMN IT, PEOPLE. I'm trying really fucking hard to upload a video on IGTV for my One Take Hot Take and this god damn video will not process or upload or whatever technological mumbo jumbo is happening right now. I can't upload from my phone because no matter how many wifi bars or …
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