I Had a Job Interview With A Bumble Match

As many of you know, I have spent the summer on the job hunt. I quit my old job back in May and have been trying to find the perfect fit since then, all while chilling by the pool and working on my tan - see below. I had an interview with a company last …

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It’s Not Delivery, It’s Love

Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It's the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza. I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say …

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I want to drop-kick anyone who talks about their diet

Giddy the fuck up or giddy the fuck out because this is about to be a wild ride ladies and gentlemen. This is my blog and I will complain about the things that I want to complain about. Read it or leave it. It's summertime, which means swimsuits and short shorts, and sundresses, and sleeveless …

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Welcome to Unemployment – Population: Me.

I turned 23 two weeks ago and not much feels different except for one huge thing: I’m unemployed. Well technically as I’m writing this, I'm still employed. But when you're reading this I will officially be unemployed, my first week of unemployment actually. If you read this blog, you already know this. And I just …

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