Biracial Booty Book Club: Get A Life Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert

Fat woman rom com. FAT WOMAN ROM COM!! I saw this on the shelf at Barnes and Noble on a table that said "one day reads," saw the fat black girl on the cover and bought it without even reading what it was about. That's a lie. I did read the back to find out …

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Petition to Rename The Kissing Booth To Literally Anything Else

I watched the much anticipated Kissing Booth 2 last night and let me tell you, this movie/book series is one of the most poorly named things I've ever fucking seen. The Kissing Booth is in both movies for a total of maybe 10 minutes? The second movie is two fucking hours and the majority of …

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New Romantics by Taylor Swift is CRIMINALLY Underrated

Let me tell you, I'm a fucking Swiftie. Is anyone surprised? I will say, Folklore is not my favorite, it's lyrically beautiful and I do love it, but it's not my favorite album, and none of these songs come anywhere close to my all time favorite Taylor Swift song. New Romantics, from the deluxe 1989, …

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Top 5 Favorite Hamilton Moments with Monique Da Silva

Two women of color talking about Hamilton, a show staring several women of color. Iconic truly. I had my first ever guest on Celibate and the Suburbs this week, my best friend and college roommate, to talk about our top five favorite moments in Hamilton. A first-generation Brazilian girl and a half black girl talking …

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I need to live inside of The Watermelon Sugar video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07s5ZYygMg To put it quite frankly, I've been horny for summer, and this video did not help in the slightest. Its good vibes, sugary sweet watermelon, and bikinis are all I want to ever think about for the rest of time. And throw in the fact that Harry Styles looks fucking amazing in it and …

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The Instagram 30 Day Song Challenge Except all of the Songs are One Direction…

Did this have to be done? No. Am I doing it anyway? Of course. This might be one of the dumbest blogs I've ever written, but I can assure you it is absolutely not the dumbest. Just one of them. There's a very niche audience for this blog, but fuck it. It's my blog and …

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19 year old Harry Styles. That’s It. That’s the blog.

I told you I was back in my One Direction phase. It is #confirmed not just a phase Mom. I'm a Niall girl through and through. Always have been, always will be. But you have to be a god damn BAFOON to not understand the power and beauty that one Mr. Harold Styles holds. He's …

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Ranking Every Single One Direction Song Ever because why the hell not??

Because that's exactly what the world needs right now. My personal tiered and ranked list of all eight seven (87) One Direction songs. Sounds like a stellar way to spend my time honestly. If you weren't aware of my previous One Direction fandom, well now you know. I'm what they call a One Direction Stan, …

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