The Tiger King Cast is On Cameo, Get Your Wallets Out

Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, if you haven't watched Tiger King, or at least heard of Tiger King during this pandemic, you might live under a rock. You probably don't even have internet access if you have never heard of it because I'm not sure how you can avoid it at this point. …

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Don’t Speak To Me Until You’ve Listened to Dua Lipa’s Album

I'm a doggone Dua Lipa stan guys. I live and breathe by this woman. I love her so much, and her new album is fucking spectacular. It's the only thing I've listened to for the past 2 days. The album wasn't supposed to be released for another 2 weeks, but Dua Lipa said, the people …

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JoJo is honestly begging you to stay the fu** inside!!!

Jojo said stay the fuck inside pic.twitter.com/ZD5DAzZ8xr — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) March 19, 2020 This whole social distancing thing only fucking works if everyone does it, and Jojo knows that. Jojo, an absolute icon, took to Tik Tok and posted a remix, rewritten cover of her own song Leave (Get Out) to try and …

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Shedd Aquarium in Chicago Is Doing The Lords Work

I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I'm so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope. Shedd Aquarium is doing the …

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My Life Was So Much Better When Harry Styles Wore Snapbacks And Started Growing Out His Hair

That's a doozy of a blog title, but it's the truth. I legitimately think my serotonin levels peaked back then. Where are all my Tumblr Directioners at???? Who's shocked that I ran a One Direction blog on Tumblr for like 4 years? Because it's incredibly on brand for me if I do say so myself. …

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The President Of Ireland’s Dog Stole The Show At This Official Event

The best content you will see this weekend: President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official eventpic.twitter.com/mKRxSc6w7P — Matt Sterling (@MSterling27) March 8, 2020   Dogs. …

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This One Scene In The First Episode of Love Is Blind Is The Only Thing I Care About

I know I'm a little late on the whole Love is Blind thing, but I'm officially on the bandwagon and binging the fuck out of it. The very first god damn episode really just sets the pace and brings us one of the most spectacularly stupid and ignorant moments in reality TV history and I …

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I’m Sorry But I Need To Talk About How F**king WEIRD Will Schuester Is Again

I'm in yet another Glee hole, and I just cannot stop thinking about how god damn psycho Will Schuester is. Why in God's green earth did he perform Toxic by Britney Spears IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKRWKZ2exg This song bops outside of the context of the show, but the SECOND you remember that …

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My Full Thoughts On Madison and Peter from The Bachelor

I got a lot of thoughts on this matter. Not that anyone even cares, but I need to write a blog today, and some people do probably care, so fuck it. Let's go.  It was Fantasy Suites week on The Bachelor last night, and if you own a Twitter account, you know that means it's …

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