Rating A Bunch Of Luke Skywalker Outfits

You would never expect me to like Star Wars, but I do. Not in a super nerd out geeky type of way, but more so in a nostalgia kind of way because my dad had us watch them when we were kids. I also had a FAT ass crush on Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan …

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Pete Wentz is biracial and I’m not done thinking about it

Every once in a while you learn something about a celebrity and it blows your mind into the next fucking galaxy. And learning that Pete Wentz was half Black did just that this morning. I'm sorry WHAT. Like this man has a Black momma and I never fucking knew?! I genuinely have no words. I …

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Celibate and the Suburbs Is BACK, with a new TWIST!

Happy fucking new year bitches. As you will soon learn, I have a few New Years Resolutions in store, and one of them is to actually keep up with my Celibate and the Suburbs podcast. And to make it easier on myself, I basically just decided what the next 52 episodes will look like. We're …

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Austin Mahone Has an Only Fans and It the Subscription prices are ABSURD

Let me start by saying, I have no judgement for any one that does Only Fans. Fucking A, I debate making one every other god damn day. What I will judge is how highly you think of yourself and therefore your subscription prices. Austin Mahone... Debatably a One Hit Wonder of years past. Maybe more …

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2 Chainz using how ‘different’ Biden and Harris are to Transition into ‘I’m Different’ is not even the most absurd thing we’ve seen this election season

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1323341587510865921 I mean... It's really not even close to the weirdest thing we've seen. Trump calling Lil Pump 'Lil Pimp', Biden ads calling out Trumps lack of a dog, Trump dancing to the YMCA, the fucking fly during the VP debate... I mean the list could go on forever. But 2 Chains is simply absurd. …

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🌹You can’t hate on love but I can hate on Dale and Clare🌹

Does anyone need yet another Bachelorette recap? No. But I have some thoughts that need to be shared. Thought number 1: I cannot stand Clare. More recently, when I'm watching the Bachelor or Bachelorette, I've tried very hard not to judge the women on the show. Women supporting women and all that jazz, but Clare …

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Biracial Booty Book Club: Get A Life Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert

Fat woman rom com. FAT WOMAN ROM COM!! I saw this on the shelf at Barnes and Noble on a table that said "one day reads," saw the fat black girl on the cover and bought it without even reading what it was about. That's a lie. I did read the back to find out …

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Petition to Rename The Kissing Booth To Literally Anything Else

I watched the much anticipated Kissing Booth 2 last night and let me tell you, this movie/book series is one of the most poorly named things I've ever fucking seen. The Kissing Booth is in both movies for a total of maybe 10 minutes? The second movie is two fucking hours and the majority of …

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