Thank you oh so much, Jerry 49964568 for your riveting input on my bikini bottoms. God I just hate men. First, of fucking all, I didn't fucking ask. I'm not sure why men think they just have the right to comment about women's bodies, even when they're trying to be nice? Like I didn't post …
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Twitter is back at it again. I love that this site is just free and accessible to the world. This trend is fucking hysterical and depressing at the same time because it's so god damn true. 2020 started off pretty great for me, and as far as I can tell, a lot of other people …
You heard it here first - 20k followers on Tik Tok. 20,289 followers to be exact. Watch out Charli Dimelio, I'm on a rocket ship straight to the fucking moon. The most impressive part about this is that I'm pretty sure I'm shadow banned. You can't look up my username and not all of my …
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Jojo said stay the fuck inside pic.twitter.com/ZD5DAzZ8xr — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) March 19, 2020 This whole social distancing thing only fucking works if everyone does it, and Jojo knows that. Jojo, an absolute icon, took to Tik Tok and posted a remix, rewritten cover of her own song Leave (Get Out) to try and …
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I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I'm so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope. Shedd Aquarium is doing the …
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I woke up today feeling sick, not corona, just overtired and nauseous, I had a beautiful plan to take a nap right after my 9am phone call with my boss so I could be alert and fresh for work. That was until I opened up Instagram and the first fucking post I saw was from …
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I wish with every inch of my heart I had the skill level to be a gymnast. I want to go viral on Twitter for absolutely DESTROYING a floor routine to a Beyonce medley. I mean, talk about GOALS. A homecoming performance that would make @Beyonce proud! @DennisNia made us lose our breath with her …
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