Carrie Bradshaw: Worst Main Character Ever??

The short answer is yes, but obviously, I'm going to provide you with a well thought out and researched blog. HA. Well thought out, you thought. Carrie Bradshaw: Fashion Icon, Terrible Person.  Carrie Bradshaw may live my dream life, getting paid to write about love and dating, and buying any pair of shoes her heart …

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The Tiger King Cast is On Cameo, Get Your Wallets Out

Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, if you haven't watched Tiger King, or at least heard of Tiger King during this pandemic, you might live under a rock. You probably don't even have internet access if you have never heard of it because I'm not sure how you can avoid it at this point. …

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I’m About To Spend The Rest of My Night Watching Children’s Show, Also I’m A Trash Human

You read that title correctly. I'm about to go binge the FUCK out of an Australian Disney Junior show about a dog family. Bluey. Look it up. It's stellar. And honestly, I'm having a blast laying in bed and watching it. Someone I follow on Twitter retweeted something about the show, and it happened to …

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This One Scene In The First Episode of Love Is Blind Is The Only Thing I Care About

I know I'm a little late on the whole Love is Blind thing, but I'm officially on the bandwagon and binging the fuck out of it. The very first god damn episode really just sets the pace and brings us one of the most spectacularly stupid and ignorant moments in reality TV history and I …

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My Full Thoughts On Madison and Peter from The Bachelor

I got a lot of thoughts on this matter. Not that anyone even cares, but I need to write a blog today, and some people do probably care, so fuck it. Let's go.  It was Fantasy Suites week on The Bachelor last night, and if you own a Twitter account, you know that means it's …

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Will Schuester Should Probably Be In Prison

This may come to a shock to you, but I was a bit of a Gleek back in my day. I watched the show religiously, bumped the albums on my bus ride to school every day, and even missed my dance recital dress rehearsal to go to the official Glee concert sophomore year... This is …

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This Is Not A Drill: To All The Boys PS I Still Love You Is Out Now

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR LADIES AND GENTS. I CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT ENOUGH TO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS. LETS, AND I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH, FUCKING GO. Okay, I'll calm down now. But only because I'm 30 minutes into the movie and I'm kind of emo that I don't have …

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“There’s Nothing More Powerful Than A Fat Girl That Doesn’t Give a F***”

Euphoria Spoilers lie ahead  I just binged all of HBO's Euphoria, and in a not so shocking turn of events, Kat ended up being my favorite character. The girl is a bad bitchhhhh. Yeah, her coping mechanisms aren't great, and she's making a living off of selling child pornography (her own, not anyone else's) but …

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Why Do People Love Blake from Bachelor In Paradise When Dylan Exists?!

If you're not watching this season of Bachelor in Paradise, I don't even wanna talk. This season is going to be DRAMA. And also a little bit gay (: I've said it before, but I don't typically watch Paradise, I end up bored halfway through the season, but honestly, this season is going to keep …

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