I wish with every inch of my heart I had the skill level to be a gymnast. I want to go viral on Twitter for absolutely DESTROYING a floor routine to a Beyonce medley. I mean, talk about GOALS. A homecoming performance that would make @Beyonce proud! @DennisNia made us lose our breath with her …
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I was facetiming one of my friends before she embarked on one of the craziest afternoon hookups one can imagine (let me just tell you it was 11am, he was on his way, and that is just the START of the story, but that's a blog for another day), and I came up with the …
If I had $1 for every person that asked me what my nationality was or where I was from, I could fucking retire. Every single brown and black person understands the excruciating pain that is being asked this idiotic and racist microaggressive question. Yes, I'm calling it racist, because guess what fuckers, you aren't asking …
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I got a lot of thoughts on this matter. Not that anyone even cares, but I need to write a blog today, and some people do probably care, so fuck it. Let's go. It was Fantasy Suites week on The Bachelor last night, and if you own a Twitter account, you know that means it's …
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Where are my twenty-somethings? Stand up and say it loud and proud. I'm here to reminisce about one of the absolute BEST parts of middle school: when your crush signed onto AIM. When your middle school crush signed into AIM https://t.co/D1sqvk4hXU — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) February 24, 2020 If your middle school experience wasn't …
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Sometimes you just have a meal and it's so indescribably delicious you can't stop thinking about it. If you're from the North Shore of Massachusetts, you've absolutely experienced that with Bagel World. It's just the most fucking stellar bagels and sandwiches, and this morning (Okay it was very much afternoon) was no exception. Just look …
If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …
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