In a wild twist of fate, your girl is still single. Who is shocked? Raise your hand. I've been perusing Hinge and Bumble for the past few days, mostly for entertainment and attention, but also in the off chance I find the love of my life, I won't be mad. I matched with a kid on …
Continue reading Another Weird Hinge Interaction
Giddy the fuck up or giddy the fuck out because this is about to be a wild ride ladies and gentlemen. This is my blog and I will complain about the things that I want to complain about. Read it or leave it. It's summertime, which means swimsuits and short shorts, and sundresses, and sleeveless …
Continue reading I want to drop-kick anyone who talks about their diet
I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …
Continue reading Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles
It's something I think about and fear every day. Not fitting somewhere. Being too big, too tall, too wide, too thick. Not being able to squeeze behind chairs in restaurants, not fitting in theater or stadium seats, squeezing through tight spaces, it's terrifying. My ass is BIG. I didn't name this shit Biracial Booty for nothing. …
Last week I fought so many god damn white men I could feel the ghost of Harriet Tubman cheering me on from the grave. Three. I fought with three white dudes in a span of like 24 hours. Less than that honestly, it was probably all within 6 hours. It all started at work. I was …
I turned 23 two weeks ago and not much feels different except for one huge thing: I’m unemployed. Well technically as I’m writing this, I'm still employed. But when you're reading this I will officially be unemployed, my first week of unemployment actually. If you read this blog, you already know this. And I just …
About a month ago, on May 1st to be exact, I wrote the below blog. I never posted it, I didn't even read it again until right now, but holy fucking SHIT, I was a sad sack of shit !!! I really need to see a therapist because this is wild. But anyways, I'm sharing …
Continue reading The good, the bad, the ugly: A look back on my worst day
