I fucking did it folks. Everyone always asks me to make a god damn podcast, and I always put it off, but I finally did it. I won't go on too long in the blog, I'll let the trailer speak for it's self, but it's basically just the podcast version of my ever popular Celibate …
Yesterday I blogged about which emoji is the worst thirst emoji for guys to use, and I took my Instagram and Twitter to ask you people which you thought was the worst and we have a very clear winner. Worst thirst emoji? Any other options we hate ladies?? — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) May 27, …
There's so many great emojis with great uses. But with great power comes great responsibility. I think that quote is relevant to right now??? Maybe not. But the gist is that there are some terrible emojis that guys decided to claim for their thirst comments and nothing turns me off more than some of these …
Thank you oh so much, Jerry 49964568 for your riveting input on my bikini bottoms. God I just hate men. First, of fucking all, I didn't fucking ask. I'm not sure why men think they just have the right to comment about women's bodies, even when they're trying to be nice? Like I didn't post …
Continue reading No one asked, but according to Jerry49964568, I’d look better in a thong bikini.
Just a lil friendly reminder. Make sure you all know that I am that gemini bitch. Do I believe in astrology? No. Do I believe that I am 100% a gemini? Yes. Don't read too much into it. I am a huge birthday celebration kind of person, whether it's mine or someone else's, I just …
Continue reading Reminder That My Birthday Is Thursday, May 28th. I’ll be 24.
It's Memorial Day Weekend in quarantine and life has never been so bleak and so sunny at the same time??? Friday was 80 and scorching but I couldn't even do anything other than sweat on my backporch because of corona, so that was a bummer. But nice weather is very much welcomed after the insane …
Continue reading Sunday Ramble IV: MDW and Also A Book Review
Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …
