Quarantine has got everyone going crazy... I'm taking a page from Feitelberg's book and ranking my favorite cups in my house. I mean, there's a right and wrong answer to the best cups are someone's house and I'm going to tell you about the best ones in my house. My family of five (5) has …
THE SWEET SIXTEEN IS HERE BABBYYYYY!! Let's, and I cannot emphasize this enough, fucking go! Did your faves make it this far? My number 1 and number 2 faves on this list got booted in the first round, so my stake in the game has been low, BUT I'm now fully in and rooting for …
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I've done nothing but work, binge watch Glee, and forcing my friends to facetime with me. The most effort I've put into anything this entire time has been watching The Hunger Games movies on Amazon Prime, and wait for it, actually paying for them. That's how lazy I've been. I didn't even want to put …
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When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …
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In a fit of boredom last night I decided to take to Bumble, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do in a quarantine??? And I came across a cutie with Tik Tok in their bio, how could I not swipe right? We could become the next Charlie and Lil Huddy - just …
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't full blown in love with Niall Horan right now. I've been in love with this little Irish loser since fucking 2010. Back in my One Direction days, I was a Niall girl all the fucking way. He's currently my apple watch background and I'm currently in a …
Continue reading Let Us Be Reminded of How Pure Niall Horan Is During These Trying Times
