To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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Let Us Be Reminded of How Pure Niall Horan Is During These Trying Times

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't full blown in love with Niall Horan right now. I've been in love with this little Irish loser since fucking 2010. Back in my One Direction days, I was a Niall girl all the fucking way. He's currently my apple watch background and I'm currently in a …

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JoJo is honestly begging you to stay the fu** inside!!!

Jojo said stay the fuck inside pic.twitter.com/ZD5DAzZ8xr — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) March 19, 2020 This whole social distancing thing only fucking works if everyone does it, and Jojo knows that. Jojo, an absolute icon, took to Tik Tok and posted a remix, rewritten cover of her own song Leave (Get Out) to try and …

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In The Middle Of This Global Pandemic, All I Can Think About Is How Mad I Am At Tom Brady

It's been 24 hours since the news that Tom Brady wasn't returning to New England and I'm still in such denial about it. Until I see him walking onto the Buc's field in a Buc's jersey, I will refuse to believe it. And honestly, I'm fucking pissed off. 20 god damn years and we get …

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Shedd Aquarium in Chicago Is Doing The Lords Work

I mean, today has been fucking depressing to say the least. Tom Brady has left us, the end of this god damn pandemic is nowhere in sight, and again, Tom Brady left us. Tom Brady fucking left. I'm so mad. BUT. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is giving me hope. Shedd Aquarium is doing the …

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