Everything RIGHT about this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue

Click the link to see some hot girls in bikinis and also learn some things

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If you’re going to be body positive, include fat people !!!!

OKAY. I’m ANNOYED. One of my biggest pet peeves with stores is when they boast about body positivity and unfiltered models *cough cough I’m looking at you Aerie* and then they don’t even go past a size XL. EXSQUEEZEEEEE ME. But what the FUCK is that about? It’s saying “we love all bodies! Except really …

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6 Degrees of Separation – Me to Nick Jonas

I have come across the most amazing discovery in my ENTIRE LIFE. I’m not even close to being dramatic, this is fully warranted.  I have realized that I am only 4 degrees of separation away from Nicholas Jerry Jonas. Me and Nick Jonas are so much closer than I ever thought we would ever be. …

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How to Attract a Man That Will Love and Cherish You

Since I’ve worked in the recruiting industry for the past three years, I’ve learned a lot about people. People are idiots. No matter what type of education they have, or how much money they make, boiled down to it, people are dumb. In the past three years, I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. I …

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The Best Line From Every Beyonce Song: Lemonade

Beyonce is known for dropping heaters. She just takes dumps on the rest of the music world with no god damn warning, and every single time it’s the best moment of my life. I think I’ve hit a peak, and then it happens again and we just keep going up, the peak is nowhere in …

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We Need To Talk About How Hot Tedy Bruschi Is…

If you're not a long time New England Patriot's fan, you're probably thinking whomst the fuck is Tedy Bruschi. He's a retired linebacker, most well known for his three (3!!) Super Bowl Rings with the Patriots of New England. And let me tell you ladies and gents, he is a tall glass of water. Bruschi …

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