We're back, back, back, back again. It's Episode 3 of Readers Choice of Celibate and the Suburbs. This one is actually from an actual couple!! I know! It's shocking! I never talk about actual couples on my blog, they seem so elusive! Boys are so dumb, they would never be in a relationship. But not …
Continue reading Readers Choice, Episode 3: The Charmer
It's episode 2 of Reader's Choice over here at Celibate and The Suburbs. If you haven't you can go read that here. Today, I give you, The OG Ghost. The OG Ghost If you didn't notice, this screenshot is from the year 2013. Before ghosting was even a term, my friend was ghosting this guy …
It is literally no shock to the readers of my blog that I think boys are the stupidest creatures on the planet. It blows my mind that they're allowed to have as much power as they do? Who decided this? I blame Adam. I know I've been sharing my shitty dating experiences, I use the …
I'm freaking out.
You won't see Kap in a Pats' uniform.
I was at work scrolling through LinkedIn and came across this Business Insider article and I honestly could not have been more annoyed. First, of fucking all, anyone who refers to a bathroom as a lavatory needs to be put in jail. Fucking weirdo. Second, of fucking all, I know for a fact that there …
Continue reading There are people that exist in the world that buy used toilets from Delta Airlines
This past weekend I packed up my shit and flew off to LA to visit my friend Geneva and I had a few thoughts!!!! The god damn city of angeles man… The west coast is a whole different beast. Sarah’s In and out rating: - burger: 7/10 - Not super greasy, but just greasy enough. …
