Can The NBA Bring Back The Tiny Shorts? PLEASE?!

I'm making it my mission to get the NBA to bring back the tiny shorts when they come back after corona. I need some pizzazz in my life and tall men in small shorts is exactly what I need. Do I care about basketball one bit? Absolutely not, which is exactly why the NBA should …

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I Can’t Stop Thinking About The Time I Stepped In A Football Helmet and Fell In Front Of The Entire Varsity Football Team My Freshman Year

Wow, that's a doozy of a blog title. But what can ya do... I genuinely cannot stop thinking about it? I'm not sure why it's on my brain, but Jesus Christ I was a fucking embarrassment. To set the scene, it was my freshman year of high school, fall, obviously. I was getting ready for …

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Trojan Condoms Sent Me A Free Package And It’s Marketing GENIUS

I month ago I sent this DM, expecting nothing to happen, and now I have a package from @TrojanCondoms with personal lube and this card pic.twitter.com/BfiO9CyeA7 — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) May 7, 2020   Deadass a month ago, my friend told me that Trojan Condoms said if you DM them an eggplant emoji they …

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Do you ever put on an outfit and just think “wow, I’m fucking beautiful”?

Because if we're being honest, as narcissistic as it sounds, I did that today and I just fucking love myself. Quarantine has led me to be a little bit creative in my outfits. Lots of leggings, lots of sports bras and cropped t-shirts and hoodies. Comfortable is key here. I'm not the biggest fan of …

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Do Girls Like Bad Boys Because We Know What We’re Getting????

This has 0 scientific or psychological backing, but I've been thinking a lot about this lately. Girls LOVE a bad boy. The bad boy with a heart of gold is a classic TV and  movie trope, and lends itself to some of the most lovable characters. Shawn Hunter, I'm talking about you. But why do …

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