A Fat Girl’s Guide To Swimsuit Season (but also any body’s guide to swimsuit season)

I have selfdeclared myself the queen of bathing suits. I have give or take a million, and I buy new ones every single year. I think I'm overcompensating for the fact that when I was younger my mom would buy me one (1) new tankini (ew) every like three years. Now I'm out here buying …

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How to Be Confident In a Swimsuit: A Basic Guide

The weather is getting warmer, spring break is here, summer is around the corner, which means it's fucking SWIMSUIT SEASON. *airhorn noises* This might be the best gif I've ever found ever? Anyways. Swimsuit season has been inducing fear and anxiety for women across the world since, oh I don't know, the invention of bathing …

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Death to the One Piece

There aren't a lot of things on this planet that I despise with all of my heart. Bananas, sweet peppers, and cigarettes are among the worst. More recently I have unearthed a new hatred. One Piece bathing suits. You're probably thinking, "What? They're cute and in style! Sarah, you usually love the newest trends!" So here's …

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