Another Weird Hinge Interaction

In a wild twist of fate, your girl is still single. Who is shocked? Raise your hand. I've been perusing Hinge and Bumble for the past few days, mostly for entertainment and attention, but also in the off chance I find the love of my life, I won't be mad. I matched with a kid on …

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Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles

I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …

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Readers Choice, Episode 3: The Charmer

We're back, back, back, back again. It's Episode 3 of Readers Choice of Celibate and the Suburbs. This one is actually from an actual couple!! I know! It's shocking! I never talk about actual couples on my blog, they seem so elusive! Boys are so dumb, they would never be in a relationship. But not …

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Reader’s Choice, Episode 2: The OG Ghost

It's episode 2 of Reader's Choice over here at Celibate and The Suburbs. If you haven't you can go read that here. Today, I give you, The OG Ghost. The OG Ghost If you didn't notice, this screenshot is from the year 2013. Before ghosting was even a term, my friend was ghosting this guy …

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