We've officially been in the damn thing for 6 weeks, with no end in sight. At least no end in sight for us Massachusetts residents. Let me tell you, it's really hitting me hard this week. Even though this week started today, but let me tell you, I'm fucking over it. The no end in …
January 22nd, 2020 I spend so much time shitting on boys that sometimes I forget that, unfortunately, at the end of the day, I am very much attracted to them, and would like to end up with one of my own. How unfortunate for me, why couldn't I like girls? If being gay was a …
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Hey! What's up, welcome back. New year, new me, am I right ladies? I haven't written a blog in a MINUTE. Sorry folks, the creative juices just were not flowing. Everything kind of fell off, One Take Hot Takes, the blog, my Instagram story vlogs... RIP. But fear not, we're out here pulling a Jesus …
“Girls don’t actually like dad bods” is actually a lie told to you by Big Gym. I love dad bods. The chubbier the better. GIVE ME CUTE CHUBBY BOYS WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR OR GIVE ME DEATH. Because I'm a basic ass white girl, a lot of people tend to assume that I …
In a wild twist of fate, your girl is still single. Who is shocked? Raise your hand. I've been perusing Hinge and Bumble for the past few days, mostly for entertainment and attention, but also in the off chance I find the love of my life, I won't be mad. I matched with a kid on …
I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …
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We're back, back, back, back again. It's Episode 3 of Readers Choice of Celibate and the Suburbs. This one is actually from an actual couple!! I know! It's shocking! I never talk about actual couples on my blog, they seem so elusive! Boys are so dumb, they would never be in a relationship. But not …
It's episode 2 of Reader's Choice over here at Celibate and The Suburbs. If you haven't you can go read that here. Today, I give you, The OG Ghost. The OG Ghost If you didn't notice, this screenshot is from the year 2013. Before ghosting was even a term, my friend was ghosting this guy …
It is literally no shock to the readers of my blog that I think boys are the stupidest creatures on the planet. It blows my mind that they're allowed to have as much power as they do? Who decided this? I blame Adam. I know I've been sharing my shitty dating experiences, I use the …
If you have the pleasure of following me on Twitter, you probably saw this tweet, a couple days ago: If you don't follow me on Twitter, you should, I'm pretty funny. Anyways, a lot of people have been asking for the full story so I figured I should share with the world, because why don't …
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