I mean, I'm the queen of judging boys dating profiles. It's truly, truly one of my all time favorite activities. I've shit on so many profiles on here before, including Hinge Bingo, but more recently I've been really thinking about what things make me automatically swipe left on a profile. The things that I see …
What's up party people? I have here one of the cringiest, funniest, most absurd first date story in the history of first date stories. When Lifetime or Netflix inevitably makes a Covid RomCom, this story will be a part of the plot. I went on a Bumble date the other day. He was so incredibly …
In my forever quest to find the perfect Bumble line, and a few weeks ago I did attempt to use "can I Uno reverse card this whole messaging first thing?" and it absolutely flopped. But last night, fueled by a bottle of prosecco and way too much discounted Valentine's day candy, I decided to try …
Continue reading The Best And Worst Responses to My Uno Reverse Card Bumble Opening Line
I've been on the hunt for the perfect Bumble first response for what feels like forever. And unfortunately, I am not any closer to finding us a solution. I hate having to message first, but I also hate the shit that some guys come up with on other dating apps, so Bumble is just this …
Continue reading Apparently you cannot Uno Reverse sending the first message on Bumble
I was scrolling through Bumble, trying to find a blog to write, and I came across a very sexy man, so I swiped right. We matched, WAHOO! But then, I went and clicked his profile to find something to message him about and he is the owner of the worst fucking Bumble bio ever that …
Continue reading Remember That Worst Bumble Bio Ever?? He’s 29 years old.
We've all seen some pretty rough dating app bios, but nothing has given me such an viceral reaction as "Can I be you little *spoon emoji* *smirk face*" I actually wanted to puke just typing that... Nothing wrong with men being little spoons, but there is something so cringey about Fucking typing it like that. …
In a fit of boredom last night I decided to take to Bumble, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do in a quarantine??? And I came across a cutie with Tik Tok in their bio, how could I not swipe right? We could become the next Charlie and Lil Huddy - just …
If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …
Continue reading Boys: Stop Asking For My Snapchat, Please I Beg Of You.
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