I mean, you didn't think I'd write a blog about going on a first date and not write a follow-up!? I mean, I probably shouldn't even write this considering he told me on said date that he not only found my blog, but read it. *Queue embarrassment* I mean, can we just take a moment …
Have I ever seen Love In The Time of Cholera? No. Have I read the book? No. But do I always write about dating and guys? Yes. This whole coronavirus thing is fucking wildin' out. But I already work from home so not much has changed for me. What has changed, is that I'm actually …
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Who's shocked? Not me!!!!!!! Another day, another shitty guy on a dating app. I truly, truly don't know how they get away with this shit. God fucking damn it why couldn't I be a lesbian? I'm so incredibly jealous that they aren't sexually attracted to a gender that contains human beings this incredibly dumb. I …
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I was facetiming one of my friends before she embarked on one of the craziest afternoon hookups one can imagine (let me just tell you it was 11am, he was on his way, and that is just the START of the story, but that's a blog for another day), and I came up with the …
Where are my twenty-somethings? Stand up and say it loud and proud. I'm here to reminisce about one of the absolute BEST parts of middle school: when your crush signed onto AIM. When your middle school crush signed into AIM https://t.co/D1sqvk4hXU — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) February 24, 2020 If your middle school experience wasn't …
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January 22nd, 2020 I spend so much time shitting on boys that sometimes I forget that, unfortunately, at the end of the day, I am very much attracted to them, and would like to end up with one of my own. How unfortunate for me, why couldn't I like girls? If being gay was a …
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