Confessions of a Dating Late Bloomer

I promise all my blogs won't be just about my lack of experience, but it's been on my mind lately so that's what you're going to get. Last week, I told you, the world, and I guess at least sixty-eight thousand people that I lost my virginity at 25. I've been a late bloomer in …

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Welcome Back Sarah, V Cards (or the lack there of), and Moving The Plot Forward

Wow, hey, it's been a minute. I feel like I'm that guy who you used to hook up with, and you haven't spoken to in months but every so often he'll hit you with a "what are you up to" text out of the blue. Like, that's fully me right now. So what are you …

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🎙New Celibate and The Suburbs: To All The Boys 2!🎙

I got to chatting with my BFF, Monique, about everything we hate about the second To All The Boys I've Loved Before movie. Yes, you read that right. Hate. We don't like this movie, and we're here to tell you why. We give our top five least favorite things from the movie, but then we …

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🎙Celibate and The Suburbs Podcast Episode: Last Holiday🎙

Guys, I'm so fucking sorry. We're 0-3 in actually picking Romantic Comedies for Black History month... This week I watched Last Holiday staring Queen Latifah, and spoiler alert: not a RomCom. It's a pretty funny movie, it's just very much not a romantic comedy. Nevertheless, listen to my latest episode where I thirst over LL …

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That One Time I Had To Reenact The Underground Railroad on A School Trip and Other Stories from 6th Grade

That title isn't clickbait... it really happened. Yes, it was as traumatizing as you're imagining. Yes, I went to an all-white school. No, I'm not entirely sure how they got away with doing this. Actually, I do know, it was because there were probably so few black kids that went to the camp where we …

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Can You Tell Your Wife Her Butt Got Bigger?

We have a big time life update (spoiler alert, I'm moving), and a love life update (spoiler alert my love life is in shambles), and we're also talking about a Reddit Relationships post where a guy tells his wife he likes how curvy her but has become and she gets pissed at him. Read the …

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How Are You Supposed to Respond to “What are you looking for on here?” On Dating apps???????

In typical Sarah fashion, this isn't an advice blog, this is a cry for help.  I feel like I'm always getting this question on dating apps, and I never know how to answer. I mean first off, I don't have a single fucking clue what I want. Some days I want to fall in love …

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Top 5 Favorite Hamilton Moments with Monique Da Silva

Two women of color talking about Hamilton, a show staring several women of color. Iconic truly. I had my first ever guest on Celibate and the Suburbs this week, my best friend and college roommate, to talk about our top five favorite moments in Hamilton. A first-generation Brazilian girl and a half black girl talking …

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New Podcast Episode: I Hate Snapchat As A Method Of Communication

I really just hate when people (ahem, boys) use Snapchat as their only method of communication. I'm an adult for christ's sake!! Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/42T9RvpGQ3CmORytnnX3MH?si=WbRNdU69TVOtXivAgq23Kw Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/celibate-and-the-suburbs/id1515803233?i=1000481746831 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/New-Podcast-Episode-I-Hate-Snapchat-As-A-Method-Of-Communication-eg6ptp/Snapchat-a2js9i9 Rate, review, subscribe, all that nonsense, thanks folks! Did you like this post?  You can follow me on Twitter (@biracial_booty), I’m pretty …

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New Podcast Episode: Unsolicited Dick Pics… WHY

I've talked about this many, many times, yet, it still happens... Why on earth do men still send unsolicited dick pics!? In the year 2020???? Are you dumb?? The tale of how I recently received a dick pic via snapchat. Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7xqaIck0FIMe5pmaox55HF?si=P_LhRnmFTdKiAlg5E1gw4w Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unsolicited-dick-pics-why/id1515803233?i=1000479520845 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/Unsolicited-Dick-Pics----WHY-efstq8 Rate, review, …

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