That One Time I Had To Reenact The Underground Railroad on A School Trip and Other Stories from 6th Grade

That title isn't clickbait... it really happened. Yes, it was as traumatizing as you're imagining. Yes, I went to an all-white school. No, I'm not entirely sure how they got away with doing this. Actually, I do know, it was because there were probably so few black kids that went to the camp where we …

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Can You Tell Your Wife Her Butt Got Bigger?

We have a big time life update (spoiler alert, I'm moving), and a love life update (spoiler alert my love life is in shambles), and we're also talking about a Reddit Relationships post where a guy tells his wife he likes how curvy her but has become and she gets pissed at him. Read the …

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How Are You Supposed to Respond to “What are you looking for on here?” On Dating apps???????

In typical Sarah fashion, this isn't an advice blog, this is a cry for help.  I feel like I'm always getting this question on dating apps, and I never know how to answer. I mean first off, I don't have a single fucking clue what I want. Some days I want to fall in love …

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Top 5 Favorite Hamilton Moments with Monique Da Silva

Two women of color talking about Hamilton, a show staring several women of color. Iconic truly. I had my first ever guest on Celibate and the Suburbs this week, my best friend and college roommate, to talk about our top five favorite moments in Hamilton. A first-generation Brazilian girl and a half black girl talking …

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New Podcast Episode: I Hate Snapchat As A Method Of Communication

I really just hate when people (ahem, boys) use Snapchat as their only method of communication. I'm an adult for christ's sake!! Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/42T9RvpGQ3CmORytnnX3MH?si=WbRNdU69TVOtXivAgq23Kw Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/celibate-and-the-suburbs/id1515803233?i=1000481746831 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/New-Podcast-Episode-I-Hate-Snapchat-As-A-Method-Of-Communication-eg6ptp/Snapchat-a2js9i9 Rate, review, subscribe, all that nonsense, thanks folks! Did you like this post?  You can follow me on Twitter (@biracial_booty), I’m pretty …

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New Podcast Episode: Unsolicited Dick Pics… WHY

I've talked about this many, many times, yet, it still happens... Why on earth do men still send unsolicited dick pics!? In the year 2020???? Are you dumb?? The tale of how I recently received a dick pic via snapchat. Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7xqaIck0FIMe5pmaox55HF?si=P_LhRnmFTdKiAlg5E1gw4w Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unsolicited-dick-pics-why/id1515803233?i=1000479520845 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/Unsolicited-Dick-Pics----WHY-efstq8 Rate, review, …

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New Podcast Episode: I Got Banned From Tinder.

It's a tale as old as time. The time that I, Sarah Thompson, was banned from a dating app, for not foreseeable reason. It's the first ever episode of Celibate and The Suburbs and I thought what better way to start it off than with a bang. Or lack of a bang... Listen on Spotify: …

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Did anyone else intentionally drive past cute guys’ houses with your friends in high school? Or were we just psychos?

Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …

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Remember That Worst Bumble Bio Ever?? He’s 29 years old.

I was scrolling through Bumble, trying to find a blog to write, and I came across a very sexy man, so I swiped right. We matched, WAHOO! But then, I went and clicked his profile to find something to message him about and he is the owner of the worst fucking Bumble bio ever that …

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