New Podcast Episode: I Hate Snapchat As A Method Of Communication

I really just hate when people (ahem, boys) use Snapchat as their only method of communication. I'm an adult for christ's sake!! Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/42T9RvpGQ3CmORytnnX3MH?si=WbRNdU69TVOtXivAgq23Kw Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/celibate-and-the-suburbs/id1515803233?i=1000481746831 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/New-Podcast-Episode-I-Hate-Snapchat-As-A-Method-Of-Communication-eg6ptp/Snapchat-a2js9i9 Rate, review, subscribe, all that nonsense, thanks folks! Did you like this post?  You can follow me on Twitter (@biracial_booty), I’m pretty …

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New Podcast Episode: Unsolicited Dick Pics… WHY

I've talked about this many, many times, yet, it still happens... Why on earth do men still send unsolicited dick pics!? In the year 2020???? Are you dumb?? The tale of how I recently received a dick pic via snapchat. Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7xqaIck0FIMe5pmaox55HF?si=P_LhRnmFTdKiAlg5E1gw4w Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unsolicited-dick-pics-why/id1515803233?i=1000479520845 Listen on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/celibate-and-the-suburbs/episodes/Unsolicited-Dick-Pics----WHY-efstq8 Rate, review, …

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New Podcast Episode: I Got Banned From Tinder.

It's a tale as old as time. The time that I, Sarah Thompson, was banned from a dating app, for not foreseeable reason. It's the first ever episode of Celibate and The Suburbs and I thought what better way to start it off than with a bang. Or lack of a bang... Listen on Spotify: …

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Did anyone else intentionally drive past cute guys’ houses with your friends in high school? Or were we just psychos?

Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …

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Remember That Worst Bumble Bio Ever?? He’s 29 years old.

I was scrolling through Bumble, trying to find a blog to write, and I came across a very sexy man, so I swiped right. We matched, WAHOO! But then, I went and clicked his profile to find something to message him about and he is the owner of the worst fucking Bumble bio ever that …

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Everyone’s favorite blog: Another weird Hinge Interaction

I don't think I'll ever get tired of writing these blogs. Making fun of weirdos on Hinge and Bumble FUELS me. Every time I think I've seen it all, some dumb guy slides in and just destroys everything I thought I knew. This latest entry in the HOF isn't actually as bad as some in …

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To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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