Stop Dating Men With LED Strip Lights In Their Room (this a personal attack on myself)

Those stupid fucking strip LED lights that everyone and their mother has on Tik Tok have zero place in an adult mans bedroom. If you are over the age of 18 and don't live in a fucking dorm room, please, for the love of fucking god, lose the damn strip lights. I do think these …

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The Worlds Most Professional Rejection

I simply cannot help but laugh at my ridiculous love life at this point. I mean, I'm simply one meet cute away from a stellar plot to a romantic comedy. Okay, maybe just a sub par Netflix romantic comedy, but a romantic comedy none the less. I truly cannot help but laugh. Without context this …

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How Are You Supposed to Respond to “What are you looking for on here?” On Dating apps???????

In typical Sarah fashion, this isn't an advice blog, this is a cry for help.  I feel like I'm always getting this question on dating apps, and I never know how to answer. I mean first off, I don't have a single fucking clue what I want. Some days I want to fall in love …

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Tell Me I’m Pretty!! But In A Thoughtful Way!!

What types of compliments do girls like to get from guys??? I don't want to be called just hot or pretty, give me a little more effort! Please and thank you! Also a love life update from me, your gracious host. Read the original Love in The Time of Corona Part I and Part II …

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Top 5 Favorite Hamilton Moments with Monique Da Silva

Two women of color talking about Hamilton, a show staring several women of color. Iconic truly. I had my first ever guest on Celibate and the Suburbs this week, my best friend and college roommate, to talk about our top five favorite moments in Hamilton. A first-generation Brazilian girl and a half black girl talking …

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Did anyone else intentionally drive past cute guys’ houses with your friends in high school? Or were we just psychos?

Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …

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