Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …
We've officially been in the damn thing for 6 weeks, with no end in sight. At least no end in sight for us Massachusetts residents. Let me tell you, it's really hitting me hard this week. Even though this week started today, but let me tell you, I'm fucking over it. The no end in …
If you clicked this blog because you thought I would be giving you some sort of sound advice on getting a guy to text you back, you'd be wrong. I'm not entirely sure what about me made you think that I could give any sort of dating advice, this isn't a blog you come to …
I don't think I'll ever get tired of writing these blogs. Making fun of weirdos on Hinge and Bumble FUELS me. Every time I think I've seen it all, some dumb guy slides in and just destroys everything I thought I knew. This latest entry in the HOF isn't actually as bad as some in …
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When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …
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In a fit of boredom last night I decided to take to Bumble, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do in a quarantine??? And I came across a cutie with Tik Tok in their bio, how could I not swipe right? We could become the next Charlie and Lil Huddy - just …
I mean, you didn't think I'd write a blog about going on a first date and not write a follow-up!? I mean, I probably shouldn't even write this considering he told me on said date that he not only found my blog, but read it. *Queue embarrassment* I mean, can we just take a moment …
Have I ever seen Love In The Time of Cholera? No. Have I read the book? No. But do I always write about dating and guys? Yes. This whole coronavirus thing is fucking wildin' out. But I already work from home so not much has changed for me. What has changed, is that I'm actually …
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Who's shocked? Not me!!!!!!! Another day, another shitty guy on a dating app. I truly, truly don't know how they get away with this shit. God fucking damn it why couldn't I be a lesbian? I'm so incredibly jealous that they aren't sexually attracted to a gender that contains human beings this incredibly dumb. I …
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