Hinge Letting You Pick Your Racial Preferences for Free But Not Anything Else Does Not Sit Right With Me

We all know I'm a loyal(?) user of dating apps. Mostly to shit on men, mostly for content, partly in the off chance I meet my soulmate. But the other day while perusing through my profile on Hinge I realized that you could set certain preferences in terms of the profiles you saw. For those …

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The Worlds Most Professional Rejection

I simply cannot help but laugh at my ridiculous love life at this point. I mean, I'm simply one meet cute away from a stellar plot to a romantic comedy. Okay, maybe just a sub par Netflix romantic comedy, but a romantic comedy none the less. I truly cannot help but laugh. Without context this …

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Apparently you cannot Uno Reverse sending the first message on Bumble

I've been on the hunt for the perfect Bumble first response for what feels like forever. And unfortunately, I am not any closer to finding us a solution. I hate having to message first, but I also hate the shit that some guys come up with on other dating apps, so Bumble is just this …

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How Are You Supposed to Respond to “What are you looking for on here?” On Dating apps???????

In typical Sarah fashion, this isn't an advice blog, this is a cry for help.  I feel like I'm always getting this question on dating apps, and I never know how to answer. I mean first off, I don't have a single fucking clue what I want. Some days I want to fall in love …

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Remember That Worst Bumble Bio Ever?? He’s 29 years old.

I was scrolling through Bumble, trying to find a blog to write, and I came across a very sexy man, so I swiped right. We matched, WAHOO! But then, I went and clicked his profile to find something to message him about and he is the owner of the worst fucking Bumble bio ever that …

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Everyone’s favorite blog: Another weird Hinge Interaction

I don't think I'll ever get tired of writing these blogs. Making fun of weirdos on Hinge and Bumble FUELS me. Every time I think I've seen it all, some dumb guy slides in and just destroys everything I thought I knew. This latest entry in the HOF isn't actually as bad as some in …

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Yet Another Weird Dating App Interaction

Who's shocked? Not me!!!!!!! Another day, another shitty guy on a dating app. I truly, truly don't know how they get away with this shit. God fucking damn it why couldn't I be a lesbian? I'm so incredibly jealous that they aren't sexually attracted to a gender that contains human beings this incredibly dumb. I …

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Boys: Stop Asking For My Snapchat, Please I Beg Of You.

If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …

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