If you clicked this blog because you thought I would be giving you some sort of sound advice on getting a guy to text you back, you'd be wrong. I'm not entirely sure what about me made you think that I could give any sort of dating advice, this isn't a blog you come to …
Since I’ve worked in the recruiting industry for the past three years, I’ve learned a lot about people. People are idiots. No matter what type of education they have, or how much money they make, boiled down to it, people are dumb. In the past three years, I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. I …
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We're back, back, back, back again. It's Episode 3 of Readers Choice of Celibate and the Suburbs. This one is actually from an actual couple!! I know! It's shocking! I never talk about actual couples on my blog, they seem so elusive! Boys are so dumb, they would never be in a relationship. But not …
It's episode 2 of Reader's Choice over here at Celibate and The Suburbs. If you haven't you can go read that here. Today, I give you, The OG Ghost. The OG Ghost If you didn't notice, this screenshot is from the year 2013. Before ghosting was even a term, my friend was ghosting this guy …
It is literally no shock to the readers of my blog that I think boys are the stupidest creatures on the planet. It blows my mind that they're allowed to have as much power as they do? Who decided this? I blame Adam. I know I've been sharing my shitty dating experiences, I use the …
One of my favorite TV shows is Sex and The City, I want to live my best life as the best combination of Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte, and Miranda. Unfortunately, my love life is nonexistent, so I give you: Celibate in the Suburbs. I don't live in the city, and my love life is in the …
