Who Allowed Me To Post on Instagram in 2014??

You know how much I love to make fun of myself, and you also know how much I love Instagram so let's fucking GO. Making fun of yourself is cheaper than therapy. Take that to the fucking bank. Sorry in advance to any friends that I have to drag down in this process...  We all …

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My 5-year High School Reunion Has Been Scheduled and IDK How To Feel

There is nothing that can prepare you for the idle and awkward conversation that ensues when you unintentionally run into someone from high school post grad. Do you go out of your way to say hi? Do you run and hide? Do you ask them about their life? Do you brag about your accomplishments? Do …

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