We all know I'm a loyal(?) user of dating apps. Mostly to shit on men, mostly for content, partly in the off chance I meet my soulmate. But the other day while perusing through my profile on Hinge I realized that you could set certain preferences in terms of the profiles you saw. For those …
I don't think I'll ever get tired of writing these blogs. Making fun of weirdos on Hinge and Bumble FUELS me. Every time I think I've seen it all, some dumb guy slides in and just destroys everything I thought I knew. This latest entry in the HOF isn't actually as bad as some in …
Continue reading Everyone’s favorite blog: Another weird Hinge Interaction
If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …
Continue reading Boys: Stop Asking For My Snapchat, Please I Beg Of You.
January 22nd, 2020 I spend so much time shitting on boys that sometimes I forget that, unfortunately, at the end of the day, I am very much attracted to them, and would like to end up with one of my own. How unfortunate for me, why couldn't I like girls? If being gay was a …
Continue reading I Tried To Find The Best Answers on Dating Apps
In a wild twist of fate, your girl is still single. Who is shocked? Raise your hand. I've been perusing Hinge and Bumble for the past few days, mostly for entertainment and attention, but also in the off chance I find the love of my life, I won't be mad. I matched with a kid on …
Across the journey of this blog, we’ve learned a lot about myself, my love life, and my taste in boys. All of the above aren’t great. Well except for me, I’m great, I’ve been known that. I didn’t get tatted with an I Heart Me tattoo because I thought I was average. Anyways. In my …
Continue reading Celibate and the Suburbs: I Asked Someone Out
One of my favorite TV shows is Sex and The City, I want to live my best life as the best combination of Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte, and Miranda. Unfortunately, my love life is nonexistent, so I give you: Celibate in the Suburbs. I don't live in the city, and my love life is in the …
