Cyclists Need Not Apply

Yesterday, as I was driving to Starbucks, a cyclists, a fucking cyclist, cut me off at a red light. He just swooped right in front of me, hanging out on his dumbass bike, waiting for the light to be green. Completely and utterly ignoring the bike lane, not a single care for his life apparently. …

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Donna Sheridan Should Have Picked Bill: An Essay

If you have not seen Mamma Mia 1 or 2, please proceed with caution because spoilers lie ahead. Donna Sheridan, badass, world traveler, single mom, business owner, phenomenal performer, made the wrong choice of men. Sam, while great, is NOT the best choice here! Let's start with the obvious reason: their entire relationship WAS BASED …

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Put Any TV or Movie Character Into The Purge

My favorite Podcast currently is KFC Radio (@ Feits and KFC you're welcome for the continuous free marketing, please hire me now) and I introduce to you the newest segment on my blog; Answering KFC Radio Hypotheticals. A huge part of the podcast are listener voicemails that ask the wackiest of hypotheticals and would you …

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