This is no hate on the OG Shrek, but Shrek 2 is just so much fucking better and as I sit here watching it, after spending my hard-earned money ($3.99) to rent it, I am reminded with every single scene how superior this movie is. Dreamworks took a great movie with great characters and somehow …
Everyone hates winter. Well at least if you live in New England you hate winter. It’s cold, there’s a threat of snow every single day starting in October and it doesn’t end until April, it’s COLD, and it gets dark at like 3 pm. The only redeeming quality of the winter, other than the holidays, …
Continue reading Definitive Ranking Of All The Girl Scout Cookies *Queue Outrage*
Yesterday, I had the WEIRDEST Twitter interaction of my life… If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you probably should. I’m hilarious. You can do there here. KK are you back from reading all my tweets? They’re hilarious, right? I’m great. ANYWAYS. So my pinned tweet is a photo set of me at the beach …
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Across the journey of this blog, we’ve learned a lot about myself, my love life, and my taste in boys. All of the above aren’t great. Well except for me, I’m great, I’ve been known that. I didn’t get tatted with an I Heart Me tattoo because I thought I was average. Anyways. In my …
Continue reading Celibate and the Suburbs: I Asked Someone Out
If you have the pleasure of following me on Twitter, you probably saw this tweet, a couple days ago: If you don't follow me on Twitter, you should, I'm pretty funny. Anyways, a lot of people have been asking for the full story so I figured I should share with the world, because why don't …
Continue reading To All The Boys I’ve Been Rejected By Before
